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Dancing On Ice Review: It’s All About The Sexual Assault

August 5th, 2012 By Jacki Evans

This week’s Dancing on Ice was apparently Movie Week. Really, it was just dodgier outfits than usual, a few rubbish puns and some nicely manufactured drama. There were injuries! There were dangerous lifts! And there was Heidi Sugababe?s golden vadge! Her terrifying, terrifying golden ladybits.

Before old Bigface Sugababe assaulted our eyes with her genitals though, the rest of the skaters were subjected to injury and actual sexual assault. Like Jennifer Ellison, who has ruined her ribs, apparently. Which was INCREDIBLY DRAMATIC and caused her to change her routine at the last moment and look like she was about to die when she came off the ice.

We did not feel the required amount of sympathy. Although that's maybe because we have no soul.

Keisha To Reunite With Sugababes?

August 31st, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

There’s been a lot of Sugababes hasn’t there? One day, there’ll be so many ex-members of the group that they’ll fill a retirement home and all fight with each other in an attempt to stake a claim as Best Sugababe. Then they’ll have a geriatric revue for all the carers (who will probably poison them all with liquid cosh because they’re the offspring of The Saturdays).

When the last original member, Keisha Buchanan, left the group, everyone hoped that she’d get back together with The Other Original Two and have a group called The Sugerbabes or something, just to confuse us all.

Well, for the millionth time, it could be happening.

WEBTHUMP! 25 November 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – GO HERE NOW! A man’s about to fly across the Atlantic on a jetpack, and you can watch it here – Challenge

9 – Dogs. Dressed as bees. Read that again. DOGS DRESSED AS BEARS! Consider your mind BLOWN – Beedogs

8 – The worst I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here line-up in history – Interestment

7 – Ever hear the one about the cosmetic products made out of Peruvian peasants? No? – SlantedScience

Sugababe Amelle Arrested For Beating Up A Car

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Although it's an understatement to call Sugababes personality-free, Amelle Berrabah is the exception – but sadly she's got the personality of Phil Mitchell.

Amelle Berrabah was arrested late last week for apparently getting angry at her sister's house and beating up a neighbour's car. Although this is just the latest violent controversy to occur since Amelle joined Sugababes, she's strenuously denying these allegations.

When pushed for comment, Amelle tilted her head towards the sky, roared "Hulk smash! Hulk SMAAASH!" and threw a Land Rover into the sun.

Christmas Number One Betting Odds: Soulja Boy, Alesha, Sugababes

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

OK, OK, the Christmas number one is going to be that weird Scottish X Factor boy and his horrible Mariah Carey song – but let's forget about that.

Because for the first part of this week we'll be looking at the Christmas number one betting odds not including Sobby X Factor Cry-Boy. With him and his ratty hair and funny teeth out of the way, the Christmas number one betting odds market is wide open – wide open to all the other crummy ballads and shit-awful novelty records that are released at this time of year. And, really, isn't that what Christmas is all about? Isn't it?

Here are the Christmas number one betting odds for Soulja Boy, Alesha Dixon and Sugababes…