Vanessa Hudgens is a whore. We’ve avoided saying that in the past for fear of legal action, but she is.
Vanessa Hudgens is a whore. Come on, say it with us. It’s fun – Vanessa Hudgens is a whore. Apparently we should point out that Vanessa Hudgens isn’t an actual whore, and that she’s only going to be playing one in a film – which sort of spoils the fun if you ask us – but, hey, at least this means you’ll finally get to see what Vanessa Hudgens looks like naked.
Pardon? You’ve already seen Vanessa Hudgens naked? Everyone has? OH FINE THEN.
