Articles tagged with: substance
Steven Tyler & Steven Tyler’s Jowls All Check Into Rehab, Share Room
For three years hecklerspray did nothing but sit out back and smoke rat skin with our 11 cats. Not the kind of smoking you're thinking though - we mean we literally smoked them like the skins of a rotisserie chicken. Our intent was to capture a cool smokey aroma in every meal those cats ever ate. It'd be an understatement if we said our efforts went unappreciated, except for Fluffy. He ate those skinned, savory rat skins by the dozen - he really couldn't stop himself. After a while he killed and smoked every rat within a 16 block radius. When they were all gone neighborhood babies began to disappear. Now we're not making any allegations here, but when we killed and smoked Fluffy cribs were just as full in the morning as they'd been the night before. We do mean literally there, though, about smoking Fluffy. We wrapped him in a hand towel and twisted it shut at both ends. Our lungs probably have an inch of litter box in them. It's because that cat pooped alot, it's the price he paid. Steven Tyler can relate to this very real tale of Fluffy's substance abuse. Well that's what his new rehab centre might tell us anyway.
For three years hecklerspray did nothing but sit out back and smoke rat skin with our 11 cats. Not the kind of smoking you're thinking though - we mean we literally smoked them like the skins of a rotisserie chicken. Our intent was to capture a cool smokey aroma in every meal those cats ever ate. It'd be an understatement if we said our efforts went unappreciated, except for Fluffy. He ate those skinned, savory rat skins by the dozen - he really couldn't stop himself. After a while he killed and smoked every rat within a 16 block radius. When they were all gone neighborhood babies began to disappear. Now we're not making any allegations here, but when we killed and smoked Fluffy cribs were just as full in the morning as they'd been the night before. We do mean literally there, though, about smoking Fluffy. We wrapped him in a hand towel and twisted it shut at both ends. Our lungs probably have an inch of litter box in them. It's because that cat pooped alot, it's the price he paid. Steven Tyler can relate to this very real tale of Fluffy's substance abuse. Well that's what his new rehab centre might tell us anyway.
