OMG!!!!!!!!!1 yyyyyyyes!heath ledge has one his ward for best sporting actor in a roll and I couldnt’ be pleased for him because he sooooooooooooooo serves this I am really glad this will totally get hiscareer going now yyyyyyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!as the ozzies say good inyer mate I heard it in the radio once

this year I was awake and watched oscar it went to really late but that’s’ okay because I can write it. in other years oscar awards are suprising and make you all llike **ohohoh**but this year was I thought it was would be different so when I start to watch it and suddly its’ all like “oh this award will be given to a film about some milk and this one award will be go to Sumdog millonair and this one and these one two OMGSUFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1””” even through I stayed upawake until so late I never saw an award to Pal Blart Mall Police which if your askin me which I will was the best one of this year

Wow how sweat was Mikey Rooks’ walk into the red carpet which was him with a photo of a deadog **cutecutecute**Ryan Seascrest was their on the red carpet too which pernally I think it is amazing because he is **AWSOME!!**! ON aMerican Idol where I love him on that and I truly think he would be very nice to meet in a person but he just willn’t answer my letters and em-ails and poems and things and sing lyrics to but he never does **unhappyunhpapyunhappy**. but wear was Stuart heritage he wasn,t their haven,t they not seen his film of him walking in the red carpet with cebrities in london????

But Iv’e got to be honest and say that the true on my mind which is that Jennnfer Annston was totlly OWNED!!!!!!!!! BY ANgelina Jolly and Bradley which is the hottest movies stars everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I am based but this two are the best and none no one of you baytch fans of others can tell me other ways so here!if I was angelina jolly at oscar I would of robbed all my little african babies in her faces and said “”take that”

On fashon news I really liked the those dresses that where worn by the follow people Beyonce,ViolDavies and that one was in there film about people I think it may be was melissa tommy not Tillda Swindon????but anyway it was unbeefable and I think it was the best

I follwed oscar on the twits too as well as also the telly and probly the best twits is this one from he is called oscartwitterr79 he says My” God Angelina looks absolutley fantastic, Stacey and Clinton would lurve this! Amazing!!” but the won I don,t know what it means is this one coming from “vegashotelsbaby which” says “Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Oscars Red Carpet 2009 Check Out Our Hot Deals On Strip Hotel Rooms 1-800-249-3305”””

Where was NCOBT last night because they were’nt at oscar then (last night) How should Iknow do I look like there gatekeper of somethin?!?!?1?!actually I do know wear they where and that is (was)…………………………

**drummerdrummerdrummer**………………………………………………

not at oscar!!!!!!!!!!!!put that in your face and smoke it loosers

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StuFan#1 feels god this week

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1  Stil buzzin’ (thats’ a short for buzzing) from being maid as the writer for Mr Stuart Heritage and his webpaper  Livin it and lovin’ it large!!! I,m like on a hi or somethin because I’m been so happy which isnt’ the always the way but now it is!!!

Working for Stuart Heritage is like bein a sweetshop and being a mashmalow seller and being in a cloud all roled into a ball and then boiled accept that no I think of it being a Stuart Heritage job is probly even better than that (bein a sweetshop and being a mashmalow seller and being in a cloud all roled into a ball and then boiled)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Thoughs from way up

“Its’ nice too be impotent but more impotenly you should try too be nice” that’s’ coated from a pop song.  i try to leave my life by song massages like that (one) which can make you feel good like youv’e jus eaten fish ‘nd’ chips with spicy vingar and sweetsalt on them all rubbed in peas and mushy gravy mmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Do you take massages from pop songs?

StuFan#1s’ film recomends

This week i spent with  lookin at all the movis which you mayght want to see and had a look at how good there are so that it mayght help you decide to look at them or don,t (look at them).  I have a scoore of three to eight you can remember it by 328 which will be used to decide the winer

1)Some Dog Millonair.  is about the who wants to be Millonair which I think it sounds like an amazing film to see because I love that program but not the music sometimes I drop a bit of water when I here it its’ so scarey  **scaredsacredscared**  scoore 5

Two) My Bloody Valetine Prosibly something to do with a musical band but its’ made in three directions so not relly sure what it that means??  **answer in postcards to my normal dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***  scoore 5

Three) Bevleyly Hill’s Dog is not called this (that) but there is noooooooo way I,m gona try to and spell a word like the one which it really is **like doohhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**  Well I love this won but don,t let me sway you over i have’nt bin paid by the company or anything **nudgewink nudgewink**  Top of this week is don,t try and look for the Bevley Hill charcter because she is never thereso maybe she died and the dog is lookin for her??  Sorry to end my renews on a sad    scoore f six)

Winer_________Bevley Hill’s’ Dog which had  got six

yourtube scurry

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1  i just saw this one on yourtube and it made me ROFLOFL!!!!!!!!  This lady is s gona regret THIS IN The mornin!!

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StuFan#1 is liked by sumpeople

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 wow what a weak!!!!!!!!! It has been mad like a crazy! My first page or colum as they call it in was printed and since then its’ ben nostop gogogoal.

Stuart Heritage who owns this webpages told me he liked it so I was reall happy you can justly imagine!!!!!!! Others people to have let me known how they like d it much and that was really nice. It’s my dream come to true to be working for Stuart Heritage who has don so much good for intranet and now is doing it for me. Even if you dont’ like his writin and joking and celebrty truth stories you have stil too admit there is magfic in it (the writin and joking and celebrty truth stories).

StuFan#1 has sin a film this week

I saw the film this week called “Pal Blart Mall Police” not to bad I have too say if I ask me don,t mind if I do.  its’ a comdy so its funny which you’d accept from a comdy film. And its police film so porbably a bit like robocop so if you’re  like that film then you might like this one alsoo. To coat the film “the’yll fix you they fix evrything””

It A Noise Me 

this week about those pople who still will to be hatin on me and dissing me (which is a short for disstressing) Jus cause I write things for Stuart Heritage and you don,t (unless you do but I dout it coz that would make you Shane Lindsay or me and nether of those too will be dissing (disstressing (me))) then don,t be so jelous wow its’ not like I’m needing to be calld “freak” “titmouth” or “triple nippled pubesack” which all of came from the pens of redders last week.

StuFan#1s’ recomends your latest musisingles

i have looked at single musics on charts so I that can sho you some of the best and hopfully even better so they will be scoored with discs from 1 to eight discs

1)Laday GAGAa who has the sOng “ Please Just Dance which” I have to said is pretty good (pretty nudgewink)  The song is nice and but woud be sooooo better if it was kyle coz she is the best but that’s’ ok. I have visited here webpage on yourtube and read the comments and some of them are pretty nauhty (pretty nudgewink)scoores 6 disc

two)James feet nelly making a song “called Breakin Strings”. Which I had to say is quiet to bad at al. Its’ feet nelly which I think pernally is great (ggggrrrOOOWWWLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! Because) shes’ one of the prettyist ones around there. Shes’ stod on his windwow trying to get him to make her comeo n inside but he doe’sn’t let here!?!?!?!?1 So she makes his apartement gset on fire. ** alert a crazy stork!!** scoore 6 discs because it has the

Winer_______GAGa scoored 6 and so did James feet nelly scoores six but the second one feet nelly which i think is more so jAMES FEET NELLY IS THE WIner yeey!!!

yourtube scurry

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1   i just saw this one on yourtube and it  mad me ROFLOFL!!!!!!!!!  Thise boys are from the amercan comedy program “NFL which like I saaid is  (^^) a comedy and is sometimes can be funny thouh normally it is’nt (funny)

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StuFan#1 on tip of the world!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1  Look at me Im like Katy and Leon when they said ‘where in charge of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ in the film they were in titanic.  My words are ging to be to be printed by Stuart Heritage who you all know and sometimes of you like him. To thos of you who don,t (like him) and in fact you all keep goin down on him well stop it right now there is know way I will alow it in my page.  Stop keep going down on Stuart Heritage and go and find some one else to go down on all the time (like maybe a certain NCOBT!!!!!!!!! I know some of there fans reed this nudgewink nudgewink) because I tell you know there is no way he will put up with that any more (people goin down on him all the time))

It A Noise Me

So it,s winter and I,m cold and then suddenly not out of any wear my radiaters beak down (stop workinG)  I,m as cold as scotland so but lucky I started writing this thing so cheekey I’m gona use it and ask every one what is worng with my radiaters and how do I do to make them better thanks?

School Runs

My naphew who’s name is a silly one and gos to that school with a name that sounds like a sneize had these at this weakend he had court them of another person I don’t know who.  It was bad like realy bad and so bad he hand to go to the hopsital at the end.

Why can,t they make hopsitals here like these ones in america like ER and Doog HouserMD? We don’t nead to have doctor’s all like “woe look at me Im from ER but not now now I’m from movis but” in the least we could have no old men sleepin on the cheers and no shoes with wee in them?

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