Pre-determination is something that the same fools who believe in superstition go in for in a big way. You might recognise it as fate or the ‘thundering approach to emotional and financial oblivion’. If you believe in fate then you probably married the first person who ever gave you an orgasm and are now woefully unhappy, only able to console yourself by watching romantic comedies.
Even as you do so, you realise everything seems to work out well for the shining-faced Hollywood elite. That is despite their belief and reliance on exactly the same concept which has led you to a life of raised voices and thinly veiled hatred. Fate worked out okay for them, didn’t it? Why not you?
Anyway, enough about your bitter, twisted existence.
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Life's greatest mystery isn’t where the city of Atlantis is, why men have nipples or when the new Guns N’ Roses album is coming out. It’s actually trying to work out what women want and what exactly makes them tick.
From watching various films, television shows and listening to feminists waffle on we thought we knew the answer. To the best of our knowledge we assumed that women wanted to be swept off their feet, wined and dined at the finest restaurants that we can’t actually afford and being told their new haircut is gorgeous when it’s really a little bit wonky. So do all females want to be treated like a goddess? Apparently not – it turns out that some like their men a bit rough round the edges, or drugged up.
This can only explain why student Laura McLaughlin allegedly let Pete Doherty in to her love tunnel.
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