Posts tagged as:

Stuart

Big Brother Betting Odds – Dale and Stuart up, Which Hunk Will Go?

by hecklerspray staff

So it’s the battle of the Big Brother Hunks this week, with housemates Stuart and Dale both up for eviction on Friday night. Who goes – the teenage girls of the UK will decide. To be honest, we couldn’t give a toss here which one goes – both of them are boring the pants off [...]

2 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Have Stu and Sara Shot Themselves in the Foot?

by hecklerspray staff

The knives are out in the BB house after Darnell’s humiliation at the hands of Sara, who instead opted for beefcake Stu. While Mikey has turned into a human sprout machine – after first refusing to take part in the task, he then decided the best way to chomp his way through 100 sprouts by [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Dale Out Tonight?

by Stuart Heritage

Nine housemates face eviction from Big Brother tonight, and Sara isn’t one of them. Seriously, why even bother?

Instead, the Big Brother housemates who will all be holding their sphincters in as tightly as possible at about 10:30 tonight are Kat, Darnell, Dale, Stuart, Maysoon, Mohamed, Luke, Rex and Rachel. One of them has to go. We know. Just one. Life sucks, doesn’t it?

So, in the absence of actual eviction betting odds, here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Luke, Dale, Rachel, Rex and Stuart for you to work backwards with, courtesy of Paddy Power…

4 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Can Rachel Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Big news in the Big Brother house! Wait, did we say ‘big news’? We meant ‘no news’. No news in the Big Brother house!

Probably the most exciting thing to happen on Big Brother is the fact that the heavenly housemates have been watching the hell housemates’ Big Brother intro videos. So basically it’s taken over 50 days for them to work out what we’ve all known from day one – that they’re all a bunch of stinking ninnies.

So who’ll win Big Brother this year? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Stuart, Rachel, Mikey and Rex, with help from Paddy Power…

0 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Mikey To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Splitting Big Brother into heaven and hell seems to have done the trick – we haven’t heard this much whinging from the Big Brother housemates since, dunno, three days ago or something.

The latest fate to befall the Big Brother housemates trapped in hell is that they have to peel a great big pile of onions if they want to nominate anyone this week. Obviously this task was designed to make the housemates smell funny and cry, which is ironic because – thanks to the way we crap ourselves and weep every time we have to watch Big Brother – we know exactly how they feel.

Who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Lisa, Rachel, Stuart, Rex and Mikey, with help from Paddy Power…

4 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Rachel To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

It’s taken over a month, but Big Brother has started to do what it does best – dividing the Big Brother housemates into squabbling groups of idiots.

This week, you see, is Big Brother’s Heaven and Hell week, where the Big Brother housemates will be divided up and made to experience the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Well, OK, maybe not the lowest of lows – they’re hardly likely to be forced to watch Big Brother, are they?

Here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Stuart, Rex, Lisa, Rachel and Mikey, with help from Paddy Power…

0 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Jen Out, Three In, Maysoon To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

What a day of surprises Big Brother had lined up for us on Friday – first Jennifer was evicted and then three brand new housemates entered the house.

We didn’t see either of those two coming – we wouldn’t have predicted Jennifer’s eviction despite her gigantic unpopularity, and even though the arrival of the three new housemates had been widely reported for ages all over the place, we just didn’t expect that either. What major surprise is next? Will Mario say something that’s kind of dickish? Who knows?

We’ll be discussing the new Big Brother housemates over the course of this week’s betting odds, so we’d better get going – here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rebecca, Lisa, Maysoon, Mohamed and Stuart, with help from Paddy Power…

2 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Dennis Gone, Sylvia Gone, Jen To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

If you’ve missed Big Brother lately, you’ll find that the house is quite a different place at the moment.

Why? Because Sylvia, the Sierra Leone civil war refugee who obviously wanted to hump everything that moved, was evicted from Big Brother on Friday night. And since the eviction came hours after Dennis, the obnoxious Scottish gay one, was removed from the house for spitting in Mohamed’s face, the atmosphere between the Big Brother campers has as poisonous as it’s ever been. But, lord, emotional trauma is so entertaining.

So who’ll win Big Brother? Here are our Big Brother betting odds to win for Lisa, Jennifer, Stuart and Dale, with help from Paddy Power…

2 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Mohamed & Sylvia Up, Stuart To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

It’s been all go in the Big Brother house lately. OK, not all go. Partly go. Barely go. Look, Big Brother’s on. Isn’t that enough?

What’s been happening in the world of Big Brother so far? Well, new boy Stuart continues to make waves by looking a bit like a vinyl sex doll and getting Sylvia all sad because he doesn’t want to jam his tongue into her gob quite as much as she wants to with him. Speaking of tongues – Mario and Lisa, stop it now. Just stop it. Watching you play Spin The Bottle recently was like watching a hungry dog gnaw the face off its dead owner. It’s horrible. Stop it.

Anyway, who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Dale, Rex, Stuart and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power…

0 comments Read more >>>

Next Entries →