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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Can Alesha Dixon Win The Final?

by Stuart Heritage

We can’t quite believe it, but it’s the final of Strictly Come Dancing tomorrow night, as Alesha Dixon and Matt Di Angelo face off to, um, dance. And stuff.

It’s an emotional time here – not just because it marks the end of Strictly Come Dancing, but because it also means we’ll have to end our near-obsessive Strictly Come Dancing research on the Digital Spy forums. Whatever will we do without Strictly Come Dancing in our lives? What’s that? What do you mean there’s always Dance X? How dare you insult us like that! Get out! Go on, get out!

So, will Strictly Come Dancing 2007 be won by Matt Di Angelo or Alesha Dixon? Here’s the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Alesha Dixon, with help from Paddy Power…

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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Gethin Gone, Matt To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

The Strictly Come Dancing final takes place this Saturday, but poor old Gethin Jones – who was eliminated last week – won’t be taking part.

Gethin Jones was voted off Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday night after getting just a teensy bit too big for his boots. It literally took Gethin Jones months to learn how to emote properly during a dance, but on Saturday his emotion warped into a horrible sort of self-parody – we can’t even remember the dances that he did because we were too busy looking at all the weird faces that he and his Strictly Come Dancing partner kept making at each other. Unless the story of their dance really was about a gay vampire chasing a woman with brainfreeze, in which case it was uncanny.

Who’ll win the Strictly Come Dancing final on Saturday? here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Matt Di Angelo, with help from Paddy Power…

The Strictly Come Dancing final takes place this Saturday, but poor old Gethin Jones - who was eliminated last week - won't be taking part. Gethin Jones was voted off Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday night after getting just a teensy bit too big for his boots. It literally took Gethin Jones months to learn how to emote properly during a dance, but on Saturday his emotion warped into a horrible sort of self-parody - we can't even remember the dances that he did because we were too busy looking at all the weird faces that he and his Strictly Come Dancing partner kept making at each other. Unless the story of their dance really was about a gay vampire chasing a woman with brainfreeze, in which case it was uncanny. Who'll win the Strictly Come Dancing final on Saturday? here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Matt Di Angelo, with help from Paddy Power...
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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Alesha Dixon Still To Win

by Stuart Heritage

It’s the semi-final of Strictly Come Dancing tomorrow, which is exciting for more reasons that we could possibly ever count – although admittedly that would be more impressive if we could count any higher than two.

Nevertheless, Matt Di Angelo, Gethin Jones and Alesha Dixon will all slug it out tomorrow night to secure a place in that most prestigious of events, the Strictly Come Dancing final. It’s a spectacular affair and no mistake – the star-studded Strictly Come Dancing audience will contain four former EastEnders cast-members instead of the usual three, Bruce Forsyth will roll out the one original joke he’s been saving up all year and Arlene Phillips will only screech tortuously long alliterative sentences that begin with the letter Q, just to keep it special.

Who’ll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here’s the final part of this week’s Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – for Alesha Dixon – with help from Paddy Power…

It's the semi-final of Strictly Come Dancing tomorrow, which is exciting for more reasons that we could possibly ever count - although admittedly that would be more impressive if we could count any higher than two. Nevertheless, Matt Di Angelo, Gethin Jones and Alesha Dixon will all slug it out tomorrow night to secure a place in that most prestigious of events, the Strictly Come Dancing final. It's a spectacular affair and no mistake - the star-studded Strictly Come Dancing audience will contain four former EastEnders cast-members instead of the usual three, Bruce Forsyth will roll out the one original joke he's been saving up all year and Arlene Phillips will only screech tortuously long alliterative sentences that begin with the letter Q, just to keep it special. Who'll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's the final part of this week's Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - for Alesha Dixon - with help from Paddy Power...
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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Gethin Jones To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Strictly Come Dancing is now a three-horse race, with just Matt Di Angelo, Gethin Jones and Alesha Dixon left to hoof it out for that ugly shiny ball-trophy thing.

And the pressure couldn’t be greater on the three of them to win Strictly Come Dancing, where they’ll join the esteemed ranks of Natasha Kaplinsky, Jill Halfpenny, Phil Tufnell, Joe Pasquale, Baby Spice and Leona Lewis as a Strictly Come Dancing champion. No, wait, did Baby Spice win Strictly Come Dancing? Or was it that four-year-old from EastEnders? Oh, we get so confused sometimes.

Anyway, who’ll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Gethin Jones, with help from Paddy Power…

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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Letitia Out, Matt To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Letitia Dean has narrowly missed the semi-finals of Strictly Come Dancing, but it’s not all bad news – she managed to stay on the show for about two months longer than anyone thought she would.

But now that it’s near Christmas, Letitia had to somehow balance Strictly Come Dancing, starring in a pantomime and not vomiting down herself like a messy puppy all at once. And it was too big an ask for our apple-faced friend. Her two Strictly Come Dancing routines involved various amounts of bobbing and windmilling and manic flailing and what seemed to be an impression of a woman lunging at an invisible cake shop, but it wasn’t to be. But at least now Letitia Dean can look herself in the eye and say that she’s a better dancer than Kate Garraway. Can you? Hopefully you can, she was rubbish.

But who’s going to win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Matt Di Angelo, with help from Paddy Power…

Letitia Dean has narrowly missed the semi-finals of Strictly Come Dancing, but it's not all bad news - she managed to stay on the show for about two months longer than anyone thought she would. But now that it's near Christmas, Letitia had to somehow balance Strictly Come Dancing, starring in a pantomime and not vomiting down herself like a messy puppy all at once. And it was too big an ask for our apple-faced friend. Her two Strictly Come Dancing routines involved various amounts of bobbing and windmilling and manic flailing and what seemed to be an impression of a woman lunging at an invisible cake shop, but it wasn't to be. But at least now Letitia Dean can look herself in the eye and say that she's a better dancer than Kate Garraway. Can you? Hopefully you can, she was rubbish. But who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Matt Di Angelo, with help from Paddy Power...
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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Alesha Dixon

by Stuart Heritage

If it’s Friday, it means that Strictly Come Dancing is almost here – and that means we’re so excited that we literally just crapped our pants. Literally.

With so few dancers left on Strictly Come Dancing, tomorrow’s show is the most important yet – to fill the yawning gap smashed into the Saturday teatime TV schedules for Strictly Come Dancing, the remaining contestants will have to perform 47 dances each, including one group dance that involves spinning around on your nose for half an hour. Are the dancers up to it? We’ll have to wait and see.

But in the meantime, who’ll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Alesha Dixon, with help from Paddy Power…

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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Letitia Dean To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

It’s part two of our three-day Strictly Come Dancing betting odds blow-out!

Why are we dedicating three days to Strictly Come Dancing instead of the usual two? Well, there are two reasons – firstly we want to celebrate Strictly Come Dancing’s continued ratings success against X Factor, and secondly we want to see if we can make our one joke about Bruce Forsyth being forgetful and our one joke about Tess Daly having a funny mouth stretch out for 50% longer than usual. Can we do it? Come back tomorrow and realise at the same time as us that we probably can’t.

Who’s going to win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Letitia Dean, with help from Paddy Power…

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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Kenny Logan Didn’t Win

by Stuart Heritage

We knew the day was coming when Kenny Logan would be voted off Strictly Come Dancing, and yet it still killed us to see it happen.

Nothing could stop Kenny Logan being eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing – not his partner variously trying Gordon The Gopher around her wrist and using Kenny as a burly stripper’s pole, and certainly not Kenny aiming to express ‘romance’ and ending up looking like a recently-neutered bear who was sad because he missed his balls. Strictly Come Dancing won’t be the same without you, Kenny Logan. But that’s mostly because everyone left can actually dance.

But now that Kenny Logan is no longer a part of Strictly Come Dancing, who’s going to win? Here’s part one of this week’s Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – for Matt Di Angelo and Gethin Jones – with help from Paddy Power…

We knew the day was coming when Kenny Logan would be voted off Strictly Come Dancing, and yet it still killed us to see it happen. Nothing could stop Kenny Logan being eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing - not his partner variously trying Gordon The Gopher around her wrist and using Kenny as a burly stripper's pole, and certainly not Kenny aiming to express 'romance' and ending up looking like a recently-neutered bear who was sad because he missed his balls. Strictly Come Dancing won't be the same without you, Kenny Logan. But that's mostly because everyone left can actually dance. But now that Kenny Logan is no longer a part of Strictly Come Dancing, who's going to win? Here's part one of this week's Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - for Matt Di Angelo and Gethin Jones - with help from Paddy Power...
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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Make Kenny Logan Win!

by Stuart Heritage

By rights, after all this time the only dancers left of Strictly Come Dancing should be the cream of the crop, the cat’s pyjamas, the bee’s knees, the mutt’s nuts, the monkey’s junk.

And, not accounting for a couple of mediocrities, that’s true. And then there’s Kenny Logan – the single most entertaining thing about Strictly Come Dancing. While Bruce Forsyth mangles his jokes, Tess Daly contorts her mouth into all kinds of crazy shapes and Alesha Dixon – ugh – dances well, Kenny Logan has taken the mantle of Strictly Come Dancing underdog. The man can’t dance – he refuses to dance – and just wants to stomp around independently of any music that happens to be playing, doing his best to force laserbeams to shoot out of his eyes. In short, Kenny Logan deserves to win Strictly Come Dancing. He won’t of course; he’s useless.

So who will win Strictly Come Dancing this year? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kenny Logan, Matt Di Angelo and Alesha Dixon, with help from Paddy Power…

By rights, after all this time the only dancers left of Strictly Come Dancing should be the cream of the crop, the cat's pyjamas, the bee's knees, the mutt's nuts, the monkey's junk. And, not accounting for a couple of mediocrities, that's true. And then there's Kenny Logan - the single most entertaining thing about Strictly Come Dancing. While Bruce Forsyth mangles his jokes, Tess Daly contorts her mouth into all kinds of crazy shapes and Alesha Dixon - ugh - dances well, Kenny Logan has taken the mantle of Strictly Come Dancing underdog. The man can't dance - he refuses to dance - and just wants to stomp around independently of any music that happens to be playing, doing his best to force laserbeams to shoot out of his eyes. In short, Kenny Logan deserves to win Strictly Come Dancing. He won't of course; he's useless. So who will win Strictly Come Dancing this year? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kenny Logan, Matt Di Angelo and Alesha Dixon, with help from Paddy Power...
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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: John Barnes Gone, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Sooner or later the Strictly Come Dancing contestants are going to have to learn that anyone who throws an on-camera strop will get voted out – just like Dominic Littlewood and, on Saturday’s show, John Barnes.

John Barnes: brilliant when he’s asked to do a Strictly Come Dancing latin dance, but useless if he’s asked to do a Strictly Come Dancing ballroom dance. Everyone knows that. But that theory took a beating on Saturday, when John’s Samba to Sir Juke was all flabby and out of shape. Sure, he wiggled his hips around like he was trying to loosen up a colon-impacted turd, but nothing more. And as well as the technique being a bit out, John Barnes also made the routine look roughly as fun as regrouting a mid-sized bathroom. And then threw a wobbly when he got crap scores. No wonder he got eliminated.

But who’s going to win Strictly Come Dancing if John Barnes isn’t? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Gethin Jones, Letitia Dean and Kelly Brook, with help from Paddy Power…

Sooner or later the Strictly Come Dancing contestants are going to have to learn that anyone who throws an on-camera strop will get voted out - just like Dominic Littlewood and, on Saturday's show, John Barnes. John Barnes: brilliant when he's asked to do a Strictly Come Dancing latin dance, but useless if he's asked to do a Strictly Come Dancing ballroom dance. Everyone knows that. But that theory took a beating on Saturday, when John's Samba to Sir Juke was all flabby and out of shape. Sure, he wiggled his hips around like he was trying to loosen up a colon-impacted turd, but nothing more. And as well as the technique being a bit out, John Barnes also made the routine look roughly as fun as regrouting a mid-sized bathroom. And then threw a wobbly when he got crap scores. No wonder he got eliminated. But who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing if John Barnes isn't? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Gethin Jones, Letitia Dean and Kelly Brook, with help from Paddy Power...
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