Articles tagged with: Strictly Come Dancing
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Heather Small & Tom Chambers
It's time for out third Strictly Come Dancing recap of the week. Don't say we never give you anything. But before we get to that, cast your mind back a few weeks to when we pointed out that shuttling backwards and forwards between the UK and America might end up doing Strictly Come Dancing judge Len Goodman in? We think we saw the fist signs of that on Saturday - Len was preposterously grumpy during the entire show. And we're not even halfway through yet - he'll do someone in with an axe by Christmas, mark our words. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Heather Small and Tom Chambers...
It's time for out third Strictly Come Dancing recap of the week. Don't say we never give you anything. But before we get to that, cast your mind back a few weeks to when we pointed out that shuttling backwards and forwards between the UK and America might end up doing Strictly Come Dancing judge Len Goodman in? We think we saw the fist signs of that on Saturday - Len was preposterously grumpy during the entire show. And we're not even halfway through yet - he'll do someone in with an axe by Christmas, mark our words. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Heather Small and Tom Chambers...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine, Austin, Cherie
Time for another batch of Strictly Come Dancing recaps, although frankly our heart isn't in it now that Mark Foster's gone. Now that Mark's no longer part of Strictly Come Dancing, who else is going to take their top off without any prompting? Nobody, that's who. And believe us, we've tried to convince the other Strictly Come Dancing contestants to do it, but they won't. Well, not all of them. John Sergeant. John Sergeant won't take his top off for us. Anyway, here's our Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley, Austin Healey and Cherie Lunghi...
Time for another batch of Strictly Come Dancing recaps, although frankly our heart isn't in it now that Mark Foster's gone. Now that Mark's no longer part of Strictly Come Dancing, who else is going to take their top off without any prompting? Nobody, that's who. And believe us, we've tried to convince the other Strictly Come Dancing contestants to do it, but they won't. Well, not all of them. John Sergeant. John Sergeant won't take his top off for us. Anyway, here's our Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley, Austin Healey and Cherie Lunghi...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Mark Foster Clomps Out
Let's not pretend that this is anything other than completely inevitable - Mark Foster has been eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing. Not for lack of trying - he even toned down his outfit to just a semi-transparent blouse that gave him a cleavage like an old prostitute down the bingo. Given Mark's tendency to grimace and flail like a rapist at any opportunity, his Paso Doble to Since U Been Gone should have been amazing. But it wasn't, and he pulled in his worst score of the entire series for it. And this is Mark Foster we're taking about - we figured the only way he could actually get any worse was to fart in Tess Daly's mouth during a Coup de Pique. But anyway, with Mark Foster out, who'll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's the first part of our Strictly Come Dancing recap, for Lisa Snowdon and Andrew Castle...
Let's not pretend that this is anything other than completely inevitable - Mark Foster has been eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing. Not for lack of trying - he even toned down his outfit to just a semi-transparent blouse that gave him a cleavage like an old prostitute down the bingo. Given Mark's tendency to grimace and flail like a rapist at any opportunity, his Paso Doble to Since U Been Gone should have been amazing. But it wasn't, and he pulled in his worst score of the entire series for it. And this is Mark Foster we're taking about - we figured the only way he could actually get any worse was to fart in Tess Daly's mouth during a Coup de Pique. But anyway, with Mark Foster out, who'll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's the first part of our Strictly Come Dancing recap, for Lisa Snowdon and Andrew Castle...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: John Sergeant & Tom Chambers
This is always a bittersweet time of the week for us - it's the last of our Strictly Come Dancing recaps for the week. Why is it such a bittersweet time for us? Simple - it's because we know that on Saturday, although we'll get to watch several more wonderful Strictly Come Dancing routines, we'll also have to say goodbye to one of the dancers. And that's what really hurts. Because, really, just one? Can't you get rid of all of them so we can get our weekends back? Anyway, here are the final Strictly Come Dancing recaps of the week, for John Sergeant and Tom Chambers...
This is always a bittersweet time of the week for us - it's the last of our Strictly Come Dancing recaps for the week. Why is it such a bittersweet time for us? Simple - it's because we know that on Saturday, although we'll get to watch several more wonderful Strictly Come Dancing routines, we'll also have to say goodbye to one of the dancers. And that's what really hurts. Because, really, just one? Can't you get rid of all of them so we can get our weekends back? Anyway, here are the final Strictly Come Dancing recaps of the week, for John Sergeant and Tom Chambers...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Andrew Castle, Christine Bleakley, Jodie Kidd
How great it is that the male and female celebrities can now all dance during the same episode of Strictly Come Dancing. It's wonderful. Not only does it mean that we get to form a clear picture of what the all the dancers are like in comparison with one another, but it also means that we don't have to put up with any more Strictly Come Dancing group dances. Because, honestly, we've seen more coordination in a washing machine full of hamsters. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Andrew Castle, Christine Bleakley and Jodie Kidd...
How great it is that the male and female celebrities can now all dance during the same episode of Strictly Come Dancing. It's wonderful. Not only does it mean that we get to form a clear picture of what the all the dancers are like in comparison with one another, but it also means that we don't have to put up with any more Strictly Come Dancing group dances. Because, honestly, we've seen more coordination in a washing machine full of hamsters. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Andrew Castle, Christine Bleakley and Jodie Kidd...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Cherie Lunghi, Mark Foster, Austin Healey
As Little Foreign Judge said on Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday, now that the women and men are dancing together, it's like qualification is over and it's time for the Grand Prix. Brilliant, we've always enjoyed thinking of Strictly Come Dancing as a Grand Prix - overlong, boring, probably quite expensive and with a rich old man controlling everything. And terrible for the environment. And it monopolises our Sundays, usually against our wishes. Perfect. Gold star for Little Foreign Judge. But who'll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's part two of this week's Strictly Come Dancing recap, for Cherie Lunghi, Mark Foster and Austin Healey...
As Little Foreign Judge said on Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday, now that the women and men are dancing together, it's like qualification is over and it's time for the Grand Prix. Brilliant, we've always enjoyed thinking of Strictly Come Dancing as a Grand Prix - overlong, boring, probably quite expensive and with a rich old man controlling everything. And terrible for the environment. And it monopolises our Sundays, usually against our wishes. Perfect. Gold star for Little Foreign Judge. But who'll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's part two of this week's Strictly Come Dancing recap, for Cherie Lunghi, Mark Foster and Austin Healey...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Don Warrington Waddles Off
Last night Don Warrington became what we're assuming to be the millionth contestant to leave Strictly Come Dancing this year. We know why, of course. Don's secret weapon in Strictly Come Dancing was his face - he only danced well when he was pulling an expression like a naked midget with excessive bodyhair was trying to jab a poo-covered stick up one of his nostrils. But since he was dancing an American Smooth to Can't Smile Without You on Saturday, Don had to trade in his repulsed glower for something a bit more civilised. And that's where it all fell apart. So with Don Warrington out of Strictly Come Dancing, who's going to win? Here's part one of our Strictly Come Dancing recap for the week, for Rachel Stevens, Lisa Snowdon and Heather Small...
Last night Don Warrington became what we're assuming to be the millionth contestant to leave Strictly Come Dancing this year. We know why, of course. Don's secret weapon in Strictly Come Dancing was his face - he only danced well when he was pulling an expression like a naked midget with excessive bodyhair was trying to jab a poo-covered stick up one of his nostrils. But since he was dancing an American Smooth to Can't Smile Without You on Saturday, Don had to trade in his repulsed glower for something a bit more civilised. And that's where it all fell apart. So with Don Warrington out of Strictly Come Dancing, who's going to win? Here's part one of our Strictly Come Dancing recap for the week, for Rachel Stevens, Lisa Snowdon and Heather Small...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Lisa Snowden & Rachel Stevens
This is our last set of Strictly Come Dancing recaps before Saturday's show, and the thought of it alone is making us giddy. Or nauseous. We've lost the ability to tell. You see, on Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing, the boys and the girls are going to be intermingled for the first time this series. It's going to be too much to bear - Jodie Kidd one minute, that bloke of the Kenco adverts the next minute, the one out of S Club 7 the minute after and then the man from GMTV who looks like he's been carved out of a single block of balsa wood the next. On Saturday, Strictly Come Dancing will literally become a show about dancing. But before that, here's the final Strictly Come Dancing recap from last Saturday's show, for Lisa Snowdon and Rachel Stevens...
This is our last set of Strictly Come Dancing recaps before Saturday's show, and the thought of it alone is making us giddy. Or nauseous. We've lost the ability to tell. You see, on Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing, the boys and the girls are going to be intermingled for the first time this series. It's going to be too much to bear - Jodie Kidd one minute, that bloke of the Kenco adverts the next minute, the one out of S Club 7 the minute after and then the man from GMTV who looks like he's been carved out of a single block of balsa wood the next. On Saturday, Strictly Come Dancing will literally become a show about dancing. But before that, here's the final Strictly Come Dancing recap from last Saturday's show, for Lisa Snowdon and Rachel Stevens...
