Articles tagged with: Strictly Come Dancing
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine Bleakley & Rachel Stevens
Can't remember what happened in the third quarter of last Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing? Good job we're here, then. This whole Strictly Come Dancing kerfuffle about John Sergeant hasn't died down any yet, has it? Now John has claimed that the Strictly Come Dancing judges should all resign if they don't like the way the public keeps voting him through. Honestly, this better end up with actual punches being thrown on Saturday's show or we'll refuse to pay our license fee any more. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Christine Bleakley and Rachel Stevens...
Can't remember what happened in the third quarter of last Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing? Good job we're here, then. This whole Strictly Come Dancing kerfuffle about John Sergeant hasn't died down any yet, has it? Now John has claimed that the Strictly Come Dancing judges should all resign if they don't like the way the public keeps voting him through. Honestly, this better end up with actual punches being thrown on Saturday's show or we'll refuse to pay our license fee any more. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Christine Bleakley and Rachel Stevens...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Austin Healey & Cherie Lunghi
Ready? Are you ready for this week's second batch of Strictly Come Dancing recaps? Good. We can tell if you're lying, you know. On reflection, Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing was perhaps our favourite of the series so far, because it marked the point where the Strictly Come Dancing judges started to get really narked off with the viewers for not eliminating John Sergeant. Why, if we were so inclined we'd say that everyone should keep John in next week too, just to see which judge does a dirty protest in their knickers first. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Austin Healey and Cherie Lunghi...
Ready? Are you ready for this week's second batch of Strictly Come Dancing recaps? Good. We can tell if you're lying, you know. On reflection, Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing was perhaps our favourite of the series so far, because it marked the point where the Strictly Come Dancing judges started to get really narked off with the viewers for not eliminating John Sergeant. Why, if we were so inclined we'd say that everyone should keep John in next week too, just to see which judge does a dirty protest in their knickers first. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Austin Healey and Cherie Lunghi...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Heather Small Skids Off
It took four dance-offs, but it finally happened - last night Heather Small was finally booted off Strictly Come Dancing. Due to something that's either racism or an intense hatred of M People, depending on if you ask News Of The World or us, Heather Small's Strictly Come Dancing Tango to Rebel Rebel just couldn't cut the mustard with the viewers. Ironically, this was despite it being less offensively porny than her routine from last week, but admittedly that's not hard - actual porn is less offensively porny than Heather Small was last week. But now Heather Small is gone, who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing? here's part one of this week's Strictly Come Dancing recaps, for Tom Chambers and Jodie Kidd...
It took four dance-offs, but it finally happened - last night Heather Small was finally booted off Strictly Come Dancing. Due to something that's either racism or an intense hatred of M People, depending on if you ask News Of The World or us, Heather Small's Strictly Come Dancing Tango to Rebel Rebel just couldn't cut the mustard with the viewers. Ironically, this was despite it being less offensively porny than her routine from last week, but admittedly that's not hard - actual porn is less offensively porny than Heather Small was last week. But now Heather Small is gone, who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing? here's part one of this week's Strictly Come Dancing recaps, for Tom Chambers and Jodie Kidd...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine Bleakley & Rachel Stevens
Time for our last Strictly Come Dancing recap of the week - but don't be sad, because we'll be back next week. And the week after. And the week after that. Forever, basically. This Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing should prove to be an exciting one, because it seems as if all the dancers will be performing whatever dances they like again. We hear that Tom Chambers is doing a Quickstep, Cherie Lunghi's dancing a Waltz and John Sergeant is going to do the exact same dance as always and still get through anyway because of his lovely big fat face. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Christine Bleakley and Rachel Stevens...
Time for our last Strictly Come Dancing recap of the week - but don't be sad, because we'll be back next week. And the week after. And the week after that. Forever, basically. This Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing should prove to be an exciting one, because it seems as if all the dancers will be performing whatever dances they like again. We hear that Tom Chambers is doing a Quickstep, Cherie Lunghi's dancing a Waltz and John Sergeant is going to do the exact same dance as always and still get through anyway because of his lovely big fat face. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Christine Bleakley and Rachel Stevens...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Cherie, John & Tom
Here it comes, another blast of Strictly Come Dancing recaps. You'll miss them when they've gone, you know. But first, let's take another look at how close Len Goodman is getting to his full-scale nervous breakdown. This week, we've noticed that it doesn't matter how much he slags off the dancers, he never gives them a score below six. Our bet is that at some point soon, the two warring sides of Len's personality will break loose of each other, causing him to open a spooky hotel and kill everyone. We've seen Psycho. We know how it works. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Cherie Lunghi, John Sergeant and Tom Chambers...
Here it comes, another blast of Strictly Come Dancing recaps. You'll miss them when they've gone, you know. But first, let's take another look at how close Len Goodman is getting to his full-scale nervous breakdown. This week, we've noticed that it doesn't matter how much he slags off the dancers, he never gives them a score below six. Our bet is that at some point soon, the two warring sides of Len's personality will break loose of each other, causing him to open a spooky hotel and kill everyone. We've seen Psycho. We know how it works. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Cherie Lunghi, John Sergeant and Tom Chambers...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Jodie Kidd & Lisa Snowdon
We're now halfway through Strictly Come Dancing 2008, which seems slightly absurd. Have we really been watching Strictly Come Dancing for seven weeks? It's seemed like so much longer than that. But at least now we're on the home stretch - the part where the judges start pleading with the public to ditch John Sergeant and Austin Healey wins and ends up fulfilling his life dream as a result - appearing on A Question Of Sport slightly more often than usual. But until then, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps of Saturday's show, for Jodie Kidd and Lisa Snowdon...
We're now halfway through Strictly Come Dancing 2008, which seems slightly absurd. Have we really been watching Strictly Come Dancing for seven weeks? It's seemed like so much longer than that. But at least now we're on the home stretch - the part where the judges start pleading with the public to ditch John Sergeant and Austin Healey wins and ends up fulfilling his life dream as a result - appearing on A Question Of Sport slightly more often than usual. But until then, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps of Saturday's show, for Jodie Kidd and Lisa Snowdon...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Andrew Castle Totters Off
Given that he danced like Frankenstein's monster trampling bubblewrap, Andrew Castle was never going to get far on Strictly Come Dancing. And yesterday he went. Despite an injury, Andrew Castle unsuccessfully decided to draw attention away from his dicky knee by waggling his shoulders around like an electrocution victim and sort of thrusting his arms about like he was trying to fight off an army of invisible rapists. Not even Andrew Castle's dance partner rubbing her fanny up and down his bad knee could save him, and that's really saying something. So, with Andrew Castle gone, who'll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's the first part of our Strictly Come Dancing recaps this week, for Austin Healey and Heather Small...
Given that he danced like Frankenstein's monster trampling bubblewrap, Andrew Castle was never going to get far on Strictly Come Dancing. And yesterday he went. Despite an injury, Andrew Castle unsuccessfully decided to draw attention away from his dicky knee by waggling his shoulders around like an electrocution victim and sort of thrusting his arms about like he was trying to fight off an army of invisible rapists. Not even Andrew Castle's dance partner rubbing her fanny up and down his bad knee could save him, and that's really saying something. So, with Andrew Castle gone, who'll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's the first part of our Strictly Come Dancing recaps this week, for Austin Healey and Heather Small...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Sergeant, Stevens, Kidd
Here we are, the last of our Strictly Come Dancing recaps for the week. Exciting, huh? Not as exciting as this Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing, because this week each of the celebrities will be doing a different dance. Lisa Snowdon's going to do a Tango, Christine Bleakley's going to do an American Smooth and rumour has it that Andrew Castle's going to do an epileptic fit. Seriously, watch it on Saturday and you'll see. But now, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for John Sergeant, Rachel Stevens and Jodie Kidd...
Here we are, the last of our Strictly Come Dancing recaps for the week. Exciting, huh? Not as exciting as this Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing, because this week each of the celebrities will be doing a different dance. Lisa Snowdon's going to do a Tango, Christine Bleakley's going to do an American Smooth and rumour has it that Andrew Castle's going to do an epileptic fit. Seriously, watch it on Saturday and you'll see. But now, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for John Sergeant, Rachel Stevens and Jodie Kidd...
