Articles tagged with: Strictly Come Dancing
Penny Penny Penny, when will you learn? On Strictly Come Dancing Penny Lancaster has shown that if she put her hair up and danced an old-fashioned ballroom dance she'd sail through the elimination process easily. So what did Penny Lancaster do on Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing? She let her hair down and tried to be energetic, that's what. On Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing, Penny decided to dance the Salsa to something that may as well have been Agadoo for all the bloody good it did her. Aiming for 'vivaciously sexy' and ending up with something appropriating 'epileptic woman being exorcised at a disco', Penny's bewildering effort left the Strictly Come Dancing viewers wondering if her remote control vibrator was somehow stuck on the 'destroy' setting. Needless to say that Penny Lancaster is now out of Strictly Come Dancing for good. But without Penny Lancaster, who'll win Strictly Come Dancing this year? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Gethin Jones, Matt Di Angelo, Kate Garraway and Letitia Dean, with betting odds from Paddy Power...
Tomorrow's Strictly Come Dancing will be the toughest instalment yet, because the lesser Strictly Come Dancing competitors are falling by the wayside fast, leaving just eight dancers to pretend they stand a chance against Alesha anyway. Apparently the Strictly Come Dancing dances being danced tomorrow are the Viennese Waltz and the Samba, with one competitor dancing to an Alicia Keys song, another dancing to a Michael Jackson song and someone dancing to Flower Of Scotland. That last one had better be Kenny Logan, because we get the feeling that our entire lives have been leading up to the moment that we get to see a graceless hulk angrily thwump around a stage scaring the young to the sound of sodding bagpipes. Who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Alesha Dixon, Kate Garraway, Matt Di Angelo and Penny Lancaster, with betting odds from Paddy Power...
On Saturday tiny wee slaphead Dominic Littlewood was the latest semi-celebrity to get voted off Strictly Come Dancing, which seemed to come as a surprised to nobody except Dominic Littlewood himself.
Dominic Littlewood's stock in trade - apart from his ability to haggle three pence off the price of a new car on daytime TV - is his cheekiness. However, that went on Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing because he was dancing a Paso Doble to El Gato Montez, which apparently called for lots of marching around like a midget Hitler out of time to the music while dressed as a gay Libertine. But, as you may have expected, the most convincing part of Dominic Littlewood's performance came when he had an embittered tantrum about how nobody likes him afterwards. Even Bruce Forsyth started slating Dominic at one point, and his tolerance for awfulness is so high that he counts Jimmy Tarbuck as a friend.
Who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kelly Brook, John Barnes, Letitia Dean, Gethin Jones and Kenny Logan, with help from Paddy Power...
It's the next edition of Strictly Come Dancing tomorrow, and everyone wants to know whether there'll be another shock result like last week, and also whether everyone is going to react as if their children died like last week too. Having said that, the shock Strictly Come Dancing exit of Gabby Logan last week was fairly entertaining, not least because Len Goodman - a man who sat stony-faced when that Osmond woman collapsed in front of her recently - has turned into the world's most furious man because the public didn't vote properly. So let's try and get another favourite out tomorrow, because we get the feeling Len might squirt his brain out of his nose in disgust if we do. Who'll be the next to leave Strictly Come Dancing tomorrow? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kelly Brook, Gethin Jones, Letitia Dean, Penny Lancaster and Matt Di Angelo, with help from Paddy Power...
You may have heard the fuss by now - Gabby Logan was eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday, and everyone reacted like a dinosaur had barged into the studio, eaten both their parents then pooed them out into a hat. Why did Gabby Logan get the shove from Strictly Come Dancing? After all, she was one of the frontrunners to win Strictly Come Dancing from the outset and had consistently shown that she was capable of near-superhuman determination. In fact, that was probably the reason itself - Gabby Logan was so determined to smash her opposition into dust that she came off a bit like a joyless blonde Terminator. Gabby may have thought she was smiling during her Strictly Come Dancing samba on Saturday, but it was actually a snarl, and not even a very sexy one at that. Slightly different this week - we're running Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for the next elimination, so here's part one - for Alesha Dixon, Dominic Littlewood, Kate Garraway, John Barnes and Kenny Logan - with betting odds from Paddy Power...
