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Coming Soon: Matthew McConaughey Magazine Bidding War for First Photos of Son’s Placenta
We’re not 100% sure on this, but Matthew McConaughey may not actually know what a placenta is. We say this because the placenta from the birth of his newborn son, Levi, is going to star opposite Matthew in his next romantic comedy. You see, believe it or not, Matty-boy has still not hit rock bottom. Plus, the placenta is a more interesting version of Kate Hudson for about the same price. Okay, we made all that up. The truth is that McConaughey is going to use the placenta to fertilize a tree. There. That’s much less retarded.
We’re not 100% sure on this, but Matthew McConaughey may not actually know what a placenta is. We say this because the placenta from the birth of his newborn son, Levi, is going to star opposite Matthew in his next romantic comedy. You see, believe it or not, Matty-boy has still not hit rock bottom. Plus, the placenta is a more interesting version of Kate Hudson for about the same price. Okay, we made all that up. The truth is that McConaughey is going to use the placenta to fertilize a tree. There. That’s much less retarded.
