Michelle Rodriguez Won’t Tell Us What She Puts In Her Vagina Michelle Rodriguez: gay or straight? That's probably the question that keeps you awake most at night, admit it. Ah, who are we kidding? There isn't a soul on the face of the planet who really gives very much of a sniff about Michelle Rodriguez's sexuality at all. Apart from Michelle Rodriguez, that is. She just refuses to ever bloody shut up about it. And, for your information, Michelle Rodriguez is keeping it a secret. She says "If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog, that's my business." Oh my god. Michelle Rodriguez totally fucks dogs.