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Breastfeeding Gives Angelina Jolie The Hump
As a new mother, Angelina Jolie is being run ragged. Between hiring nannies and personal trainers and other staff to take care of everything, she must hardly get a moment to herself. And Angelina Jolie was a busy woman to begin with anyway - deliberately enraging Jennifer Aniston can be a full-time job, you know - so rather than keep juggling everything until she keeled over exhausted, Angelina Jolie has chosen to make a few sacrifices. In short, Angelina Jolie has decided to stop breastfeeding her two new twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline because giving milk to two babies at once is apparently incredibly hard. We should point out that Angelina Jolie isn't a bad mother for not breastfeeding her kids - in fact, we think they'll grow up just fine on their new diet of Mountain Dew and uncooked beef cartilage. It certainly never did us any harm.
