Teenage warbler and spawn of the devil (aka Billy Ray) Miley Cyrus,  recently ‘fessed up to being the raging pothead we all suspected at her 19th birthday party in Los Angeles.

Guest included, Kelly Osbourne and Rumer Willis, boyfriend Liam Hemsworth and of course her parents who were probably out the back, line-dancing through the piles of money they’ve  made from selling their child to the Disney factory.

Miley was presented with a Bob Marley cake and before devouring it face first, she gave a small speech, made up of words.

She said:

“You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Miley cake. You know you smoke way too much fuckin’ weed!”

She failed to mention whether the cake had ‘jam-in’ [we're sorry] but subtle as a brick in the face friend, Kelly Osbourne decided to try and be funny and distract everyone from the fact she was ramming fistfuls of cake into her handbag.

Referencing the 2010 incident where Miley was caught bonging herself into oblivion she laughed,

“I thought salvia was your problem!”

What? Could it be that in fact Miley wasn’t smoking perfectly legal salvia but in fact something much more fun-filled and arrest worthy?

Stop shouting “YES!!”, you have no proof.

Kelly, obviously aware that she’d come across as a complete shit-stirrer, ran to tweet and make sure everyone knew it was a joke, m’kay?

‘Let me make something very clear after @MileyCyrus salvia incident we started calling her Bob Miley as a JOKE! The cake was also A JOKE.’

She kept digging that hole.

‘It makes me sick that @MileyCyrus so called ‘friends’ would sell her out and lead people 2 believe she is someone that she is not!’

Um, isn’t that EXACTLY what you just did Kelly?

‘U guys if @MileyCyrus is not recording/filming/touring she is works everyday how could she possibly do all that is she was a stoner! #think (sic)

That’s a very good point daughter of Ozzy Osbourne.  We’ve never heard of anyone in the music business being able to maintain a career whilst using drugs.

However, Miley didn’t give two hoots and tweeted;

‘Can’t thank @MissKellyO for the best partyyyy ever! =]]]] i loveeeee you! Let’s just say there was a unicorn in the lobby!’

No. No there wasn’t.

Bloody hippies.

Here’s the stupid video.

Seth Rogen is fast becoming one of the great character actors of our time.

The portly star of a string of comedies over the last couple of years has managed to wow us all with his portrayal of a slobbish stoner with a kind heart, a slobbish stoner with a kind heart and a slobbish stoner with a kind heart. Ron Perlman had better watch his back, as his crown is surely about to be stolen.

That’s right: signs are pointing towards Seth Rogen playing a slobbish stoner with a kind heart in his new movie.

He will star alongside another of the Judd Apatow stable, Jay Baruchel, in the recently announced ‘Jay and Seth vs The Apocalypse‘, where the two chaps find themselves the last men on earth, during an invasion of monsters and, well, realising they can’t stand being around each other.

And did we mention they’re going to be slobbish stoners with kind hearts? Just in case you weren’t sure.

The movie started life as an internet short, aired on little-known video sharing site YouTube. There it became popular over this newfangled “internets” thing and caused people to talk the thing up. Through the combined power of words and public interest, the option to make the actual filmic version of the comedy short soon popped its little face up, meaning we get to see yet another film where the slobbish stoner with a kind heart does funny things.

Some may think there’s a cynical pattern to the things Rogen tends to be involved in, they may think that he’s found himself a niche and aims to exploit it to the fullest, cashing in on the legions of real-life slobbish stoners with kind hearts who flock to his pictures.

Others may come to the shocking conclusion that – while the man is clearly involved in some very funny films (hello Superbad) – he just doesn’t have that great an imagination when it comes to characters.

Hecklerspray sits between the two opinions, goading supporters of each into throwing Molotov cocktails at each other and cackling, cackling as they do so. We know he’s something of a comedy king in recent times, but come on – play a different character sunshine.

Watch the original short here.