Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Kanye West has found himself in a whole lot of hot water this week, all because he dared to showed up to work.?
That work happened to be in the corrupt central Asian country of Kazakhstan, and Yeezy may have been payed a disgusting amount of money to perform in front of the country’s president, a guy with some questionable morals to say the least. But hey, let’s give the guy a break – all those Givenchy leather kilts don’t pay for themselves!
Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week?s major label releases.
There have been many songs written about Monday, but they all seem to use the working week’s start as a metaphor for sadness, despair, and classroom shooting rampages.
Well, no more: your Mango thinks this is a pretty damn fine day, actually (much better than stupid Thursday. More like ‘Turdday’ if you ask us) and we have done a little song of our own to show you how brilliant it is. Come follow us to the post-jump world, where we’ll show it off…
So you played online poker for three hours and won a sum that a Polish minimum wage employee would snort derisively at.
The disappointment you feel could not compare to that of these fine gentlemen of film after learning what the wardrobe department had in store for them. We've all had to wear tights for one reason or another in our life, but even the butchest of men struggle to pull off these fashion faux pas.
So kick-starting the list is a man who drinks ugly and craps failure…
A guest blog by Josh from Interestment…
It’s a strange time for Planet Earth, what with bank managers rooting through bins for scraps of food, and everyone pointing missiles at one another.
So thank Christ for Sting. Everyone loves Sting, and if they don’t, someone should really talk to them. At last presumption, this guy had single-handedly rebuilt forests, made love to his woman for weeks at a time, and every morning he heads to the hills to practice shadow kung fu in just a pair of pants.
With his unbelievable amazingness in mind, we thought it high time we located our four favourite Sting moments, and celebrated them. It was easy. Here they are.
To us, Ozzy Osbourne is a funny old man. Despite not being able to string a sentence together properly, he is still idolised by millions across the world.
But Ozzy is more then just a rock clown married to a woman possibly on a par with Michael Jackson for the amount of plastic surgery she’s had. In fact, Ozzy Osbourne is a man who's just got himself involved with the law, even though he knew nothing about it and and now he's all annoyed at the police over it. This is a confusing one.
