Articles tagged with: Stewart Heritage
Postcards From Gabrielle On Vacation, Sort Of #4: Gab’s Parents Quite Hesitant
Oh Joy of Joys, today is the last day of absentee-Stu. Sorry, we meant Gabrielle. He'll be back on Monday lampooning all things celebrity as his masculine hands brush over his keyboard with a man-like determination. We mean she'll be back on Monday lampooning all things celebrity as her masculine hands brush over her keyboard with a man-like determination. Well we've ...
Postcards From Stu On Vacation, #3: Stu Becomes A Woman Forever
Awake, for the dawn is almost upon you. And when it's sweet light falls upon your face, it shall be in the form of a postcard from Stu Heritage, a man so many of us miss dearly. Though he's gone only for a short while, complete lack of contact is simply more that most of us can bare. We don't have ...
Postcards From Stu On Vacation, #2: Stu Gets His Stomach Banded
Word from Stu on vacation is like a sweet breeze in the broad expanse of a desert. It's like finally dancing before the king after literally years of practice and anticipation. It's like pooping when you really had to go. And in this we are lucky, for today we have heard from him again. Todays post tells of his adventures in ...
Postcards From Stu On Vacation, #1: Stu Falls In Love With A French Hog
We had a very close call today. Matthew Laidlow nearly died after crying into his oatmeal so long he actually started to inhale the stuff. It was a slow process really, he knew what the end result would be, and yet he refused to lift his face out of the bowl. It's because he misses Stu so bad. We all do. ...
