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Aerosmith Split: Steven Tyler Hangs Up On His Wrinkly Friends
This Aerosmith split is ugly, and not just because everyone involved in it looks like a voodoo doll made from medical waste. No, it's the bitterness that's ugly. Steven Tyler has only been out of Aerosmith for a few days, and the rest of the band are already lining up to badmouth him as much as possible. Just yesterday Joe Perry complained to a radio station that Steven Tyler had recently hung up on him midway through a phonecall. And that's just the start. We also heard that Steven Tyler always steals the Coco Pops whenever the band buys a Kellogg's Variety Pack, thinks that Joe Perry's mum is a slag and once drew a cock and balls on the back of Brad Whitford's bomber jacket in Tipp-Ex. The man is evil.
This Aerosmith split is ugly, and not just because everyone involved in it looks like a voodoo doll made from medical waste. No, it's the bitterness that's ugly. Steven Tyler has only been out of Aerosmith for a few days, and the rest of the band are already lining up to badmouth him as much as possible. Just yesterday Joe Perry complained to a radio station that Steven Tyler had recently hung up on him midway through a phonecall. And that's just the start. We also heard that Steven Tyler always steals the Coco Pops whenever the band buys a Kellogg's Variety Pack, thinks that Joe Perry's mum is a slag and once drew a cock and balls on the back of Brad Whitford's bomber jacket in Tipp-Ex. The man is evil.
Steven Tyler Leaves Aerosmith, But It’s Not All Good News
It's weird when old people get divorced, isn't it? You're both going to be dead soon, so what's the point? Which brings us to Aerosmith. Despite having a combined age of the highest number you can possibly think of, Aerosmith have just decided to split up. Actually, no, that isn't strictly true - Steven Tyler has decided to leave Aerosmith to concentrate on something called 'Brand Tyler', something that - if Steven Tyler's appearance in the movie Be Cool is anything to go by - will be the very worst thing ever created by a human being in all of history. As for Aerosmith? They might carry on without him. Idiots.
It's weird when old people get divorced, isn't it? You're both going to be dead soon, so what's the point? Which brings us to Aerosmith. Despite having a combined age of the highest number you can possibly think of, Aerosmith have just decided to split up. Actually, no, that isn't strictly true - Steven Tyler has decided to leave Aerosmith to concentrate on something called 'Brand Tyler', something that - if Steven Tyler's appearance in the movie Be Cool is anything to go by - will be the very worst thing ever created by a human being in all of history. As for Aerosmith? They might carry on without him. Idiots.
VIDEO: Steven Tyler Dodders Off Stage, Goes To Hospital
Steven Tyler is proof that age ain't nothing but a number - a fairly high number that mathematically means he's old. But that won't stop him. He may be in his sixties, but Steven Tyler can still do everything that the kids do - like sing, dance, topple off the edge of a stage in the middle of an ill-advised bout of body-popping during an Aerosmith concert and get airlifted to hospital in a helicopter. Which, funnily enough, happened to him on Wednesday night in South Dakota. Don't worry, we have video of Steven Tyler's hilarious (or tragic) fall after the jump.
Steven Tyler is proof that age ain't nothing but a number - a fairly high number that mathematically means he's old. But that won't stop him. He may be in his sixties, but Steven Tyler can still do everything that the kids do - like sing, dance, topple off the edge of a stage in the middle of an ill-advised bout of body-popping during an Aerosmith concert and get airlifted to hospital in a helicopter. Which, funnily enough, happened to him on Wednesday night in South Dakota. Don't worry, we have video of Steven Tyler's hilarious (or tragic) fall after the jump.
Steven Tyler & Steven Tyler’s Jowls All Check Into Rehab, Share Room
For three years hecklerspray did nothing but sit out back and smoke rat skin with our 11 cats. Not the kind of smoking you're thinking though - we mean we literally smoked them like the skins of a rotisserie chicken. Our intent was to capture a cool smokey aroma in every meal those cats ever ate. It'd be an understatement if we said our efforts went unappreciated, except for Fluffy. He ate those skinned, savory rat skins by the dozen - he really couldn't stop himself. After a while he killed and smoked every rat within a 16 block radius. When they were all gone neighborhood babies began to disappear. Now we're not making any allegations here, but when we killed and smoked Fluffy cribs were just as full in the morning as they'd been the night before. We do mean literally there, though, about smoking Fluffy. We wrapped him in a hand towel and twisted it shut at both ends. Our lungs probably have an inch of litter box in them. It's because that cat pooped alot, it's the price he paid. Steven Tyler can relate to this very real tale of Fluffy's substance abuse. Well that's what his new rehab centre might tell us anyway.
For three years hecklerspray did nothing but sit out back and smoke rat skin with our 11 cats. Not the kind of smoking you're thinking though - we mean we literally smoked them like the skins of a rotisserie chicken. Our intent was to capture a cool smokey aroma in every meal those cats ever ate. It'd be an understatement if we said our efforts went unappreciated, except for Fluffy. He ate those skinned, savory rat skins by the dozen - he really couldn't stop himself. After a while he killed and smoked every rat within a 16 block radius. When they were all gone neighborhood babies began to disappear. Now we're not making any allegations here, but when we killed and smoked Fluffy cribs were just as full in the morning as they'd been the night before. We do mean literally there, though, about smoking Fluffy. We wrapped him in a hand towel and twisted it shut at both ends. Our lungs probably have an inch of litter box in them. It's because that cat pooped alot, it's the price he paid. Steven Tyler can relate to this very real tale of Fluffy's substance abuse. Well that's what his new rehab centre might tell us anyway.
