Articles tagged with: Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal! Under Siege 3! In Space! Almost Definitely!
Die Hard 4, Rocky Balboa and the new Indiana Jones were really all just warm-ups for one almighty action comeback movie - Under Siege 3. Yeah, you heard. Buoyed up by the recent success of his peers, Steven Seagal has decided that he's going to follow suit and make Under Siege 3. And there'll be none of this 'acknowledging the aging process' malarkey, either - if Steven Seagal gets his way, then Under Siege 3 will be set in outer space where he'll get to kung-fu a bunch of evil aliens. So that's Under Siege 3, coming soon to a theatre near you. Provided that the theatre nearest you happens to be the theatre playing inside Steven Seagal's wonky and somewhat deluded brain.
Die Hard 4, Rocky Balboa and the new Indiana Jones were really all just warm-ups for one almighty action comeback movie - Under Siege 3. Yeah, you heard. Buoyed up by the recent success of his peers, Steven Seagal has decided that he's going to follow suit and make Under Siege 3. And there'll be none of this 'acknowledging the aging process' malarkey, either - if Steven Seagal gets his way, then Under Siege 3 will be set in outer space where he'll get to kung-fu a bunch of evil aliens. So that's Under Siege 3, coming soon to a theatre near you. Provided that the theatre nearest you happens to be the theatre playing inside Steven Seagal's wonky and somewhat deluded brain.
