If you've ever wanted to get murdered by an evil clown in a thick fog while listening to someone hum an unmistakable rendition of Little Pink Houses to the beat of a clunky, blood covered chain saw – we have good news. Naomi Campbell is well on the road to recovery, and she might just do it for you if you look like you really want it.
We heard that after she eats you, her body turns you into a cyst. We really heard that. We think we really heard that. We may have heard it.
Now if you'd like to share in that experience without actually needing CPR and cyst-reversal surgery afterwards, we have good news for that too. Steven King and John Mellencamp have teamed up to write a musical. It's called Naomi Campbell's Raging Cyst.
It's not called Naomi Campbell's Raging Cyst.
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