Aw Jackass. Paying grown men to crap on windows, explode things out of their colons, get shot at, lamped and bloodied… all so we can sit and laugh our little titties off like post-millennium Beavis and Buttheads.
And now, of course, we’ll be treated with a new film that it is 3D, which means, when Steve-O pukes his ring or someone throws a handful of faeces at us, it’ll seem like it is happening for real. Who wouldn’t want that after paying over a fiver to get into a cinema?
Anyhoo, we’ve got the trailer for the new Jackass 3D flick and, to be brutally honest, it looks a bit tame compared to previous outings… but then again, the harder stuff won’t be allowed on the family friendly trailer (although there’s nothing family friendly about Steve-O’s face alone). Read More >>>
Steve-O is a man who, for a fairly large chunk of his career, made a living by stapling his balls to his thigh.
Steve-O is fearless. He sets his hair on fire. He lets people throw darts at him. He shoots fireworks out of his bottom with such confusing regularity that people often mistake him for Sydney Harbour Bridge. But even Steve-O’s boundless physical endurance has its limits, which is why he ducked out of last night’s Dancing With The Stars because he hurt his back.
Next week: Johnny Knoxville quits Hell’s Kitchen because an onion looks at him funny.
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As good as Dancing With The Stars is, we’ve often felt that it hasn’t teetered on the brink of emotional breakdown enough.
But lucky old us. The Dancing With The Stars producers have listened to our unspoken wishes and signed such a bewilderingly diverse array of celebrities for its new season that we’re honestly convinced that Len Goodman will end the final with a broken nose, several deep gashes to his face and a kitchen knife poking out the back of his skull.
How scary is the new Dancing With The Stars? Steve-O scary. Lil’ Kim scary. Jewel scary. Scary.
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Steve-O might be stupid enough to staple his balls to his thigh night after night for fun and profit, but it turns out he’s not that stupid.
By which we mean that Steve-O is smart enough to plead guilty to cocaine possession after he filmed himself smashing up his neighbour’s house on drugs and then blogged extensively about his battle to the same drugs.
As a result of his guilty plea, it’s been announced that Steve-O’s only punishment for his March drug bust will be the rehab stint that he’s already partially through. And now that he’s clean, Steve-O knows that next time he staples his nuts to his leg it’ll be out of genuine mental dysfunction or self-loathing rather than drug addiction. Three cheers!
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You might want to sit down for this, but Steve-O from Jackass – a man who staples his scrotum and attaches leeches to his eyeball for a living – might be mentally not great.
Steve-O has been charged with felony cocaine possession following his weird recent vandalism arrest, but there's more. It's also been reported that Steve-O is currently on 14-day hold in a mental hospital after he allegedly sent suicide emails to all of his friends and started putting cigarettes out on his body.
It seems that Steve-O's condition might be worse than anyone anticipated, which is probably why he should expect a call from the producers of How I Met Your Mother any day now.
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As clearly the most insane member of the Jackass clan, Steve-O has done everything from jam fireworks up his anus to stapling his scrotum to his leg. Both of which will stand him in great stead in prison.
Most people know that Steve-O is British born and once tried out for the circus. He ended up as a clown and probably spent show intervals playing the bongos on kids' heads with his testicles. TV is where he has found his natural home: getting bitten, shot, slapped, cut, chiselled, whipped, gassed, drinking salad dressing until he passes out – you name it, Steve-O has been to casualty for it.
As for the British thing, for a man so flagrantly interested in his undercarriage and unable to function without obscene quantities of beer, what else could he be?
Having already flouted the law so many times he has his own jail cell right next door to Robert Downey Jr's, news of Steve-O's arrest for allegedly punching holes in his own drywall is hardly front page material. Yet when you add up his call sheet of obscenity, vandalism, drugs charges and a stint on Celebrity Love Island, this time they might just throw away the key.
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As clearly the most insane member of the Jackass clan, Steve-O has done everything from jam fireworks up his anus to stapling his scrotum to his leg. Both of which will stand him in great stead in prison.
Most people know that Steve-O is British born and once tried out for the circus. He ended up as a clown and probably spent show intervals playing the bongos on kids' heads with his testicles. TV is where he has found his natural home: getting bitten, shot, slapped, cut, chiselled, whipped, gassed, drinking salad dressing until he passes out - you name it, Steve-O has been to casualty for it.
As for the British thing, for a man so flagrantly interested in his undercarriage and unable to function without obscene quantities of beer, what else could he be?
Having already flouted the law so many times he has his own jail cell right next door to Robert Downey Jr's, news of Steve-O's arrest for allegedly punching holes in his own drywall is hardly front page material. Yet when you add up his call sheet of obscenity, vandalism, drugs charges and a stint on Celebrity Love Island, this time they might just throw away the key.
Aw Jackass. Paying grown men to crap on windows, explode things out of their colons, get shot at, lamped and bloodied… all so we can sit and laugh our little titties off like post-millennium Beavis and Buttheads.
