Articles tagged with: Steve Backley
It had to happen sooner or later - after a month of being told he's a great big graceless clot, Steve Backley was voted off Dancing On Ice last night. Perhaps the fact that Steve Backley wasn't completely hopeless during his routine to My Girl last night did him in. After all, everyone loves the underdog, especially the underdog with no real sense of timing or balance - but as soon as Steve started to show an ounce of skill, the fun went out of it. Take the fun away and what are you left with? A boring routine performed by a giant dressed in a £2.99 Clare's Accessories purse, that's what. So who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Greg Rusedski, with help from Paddy Power...
There are two distinct Dancing On Ice groups forming at the moment - the good skaters and the crap ones. And Tim Vincent represented the latter so convincingly that he was eliminated last night. And there was us thinking that Blue Peter presenters were meant to be daredevils who can achieve anything by the power of positive thinking. Obviously that can't be true, though - having seen what Tim Vincent was like on Dancing On Ice it seems that Blue Peter presenters are shit at everything and look scared all the time and then complain because they're so shit. Having said that, the Dancing On Ice required element went flawlessly last night - or at least it would have done if the required element was the 'One Semi-Spin, Massive Wobble And Defeatist Shrug' because that's what he did, and it was Olympian. Who's going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Steve Backley, with help from Paddy Power...
Last night, Aggie Mackenzie skated off Dancing On Ice - or at least she would have done if she was actually able to skate, which we've seen no proof of yet.
Possibly best known as the woman who tuts at dirt with her friend that looks like an eight-foot-tall transvestite Marge Simpson impersonator, Aggie Mackenzie was finally put out of her misery on last night's Dancing On Ice. Her routine to I Feel Pretty yesterday was further proof that she should probably stick to pointing at muck. It was uneven, it didn't actually involve any skating for the most part and - worst of all - Aggie stacked it. As they say, God loves a trier. It's just a shame that the creepy camp bald judge bloke doesn't.
Who's going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Steve Backley, with help from Paddy Power...
