Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Belgians take their beer very seriously. If there is one thing hecklerspray has learned this week is to not make a crap joke about it. It’s just not worth it.
But if only I had known that before attending Marc Stroobandt?s masterclass and his nine-step technique to pouring the perfect pint.
Essentially, Marc is a Jedi among bar staff; a Yoda in slip-ons. He is the Beer Whisperer.
Yes, he can make beer talk to him, or something.
First the bad news: Jacques d’Azur won’t be going to the Cannes festival this year, because he’s dead. What’s the good news?
You can go in his place. Stella Artois 4% is running a breathtaking new competition, where the prize is the full VIP Cannes treatment. Think fancy flights to Cannes. Think nice hotel. Think VIP festival screenings. Think trailing around after Rachel Weisz hoping that she’ll notice you, and then failing, and then getting trashed on cocktails afterwards. That’s the kind of thing that’s up for grabs here.
And now you have three choices. You can enter the competition here, or you can watch a lovely video about it after the jump. Or you can tell us what you’d do on the red carpet if you won. Who would you like to kiss? Who would you like to grope? Who would you like to deliberately trip up? Answers below, please…
