Poster Makes Dane Cook Look Stupid, Like He Needs Any Help Dane Cook is a talentless hack, unfunny to the nth degree and now, it would seem, is something of a preening twit about his image. In hecklerspray's opinion, of course. Aside from running around on stage, being both sickeningly popular and yet managing to remain devoid of any actual 'comedy' - a special achievement for a comedian, no doubt - Dane Cook is now complaining about the poster for his new movie, My Best Friend's Girl, because on it he looks weird. What the actual issue is, we're not sure - he always looks weird to us.

Britney Spears: Criminal Mastermind

Robin Hood, Ned Kelly, Ronnie Biggs, Dick Turpin, Bonnie and Clyde - arch troublemaker Britney Spears has made sure that your boys took one hell of a beating.

Britney Spears is hot water with the owner of California petrol station after she appeared to indulge in a little bit of casual shoplifting on Friday. Her crime? Taking a blue plastic $1.39 lighter without paying for it. And Britney Spears has even admitted the crime, telling the obligatory gang of following photographers "I stole something. Oh, I'm bad!" But don't think this is the first time that Britney Spears has broken the law - she already has a very serious criminal record. It's called I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman. I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman! Thank you, thank you, we're here all week. Don't forget to try the veal.