Be honest. You’ve thought of stealing from Celine Dion’s home. Rightly, you’ve figured that, if you have to put up with her terrible, terrible music, then it is only fair that you should be able to take her possessions as compensation.

Well, the goalposts have moved now because, if you’re considering burgling Celine, someone has really upped the stakes.

The ‘singer’ had her house broken into on Monday by a man so suave that he should be given a medal so large, that it blots out the sun.