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Marina Sirtis Nude – Her Boobs Are So Magnetic (59 PICS)

Marina Sirtis is the sexy counselor from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Unfortunately for her fans, she is now over the hill at the ripe age of 62. Those dedicated will still obsess over old Youtube Clips from times past.

Marina was born from Greek immigrants in London. She had attended drama school until the age of 21. She began worked in sophisticated theater roles with the Connaught Theatre.

After playing a few guest roles in British television, She later moved to Los Angeles where she can impress slack-jawed Americans with her posh British accent.

Jolene Blalock Nude – Yeah, It’s Time to See T’Pol’s Boobs (37 PICS)

Jolene Blalock is a well-known model and actress from Southern California. During the Star Trek series reboot, Jolene Blalock starred as the Vulcan officer T’Pol. Luckily for Star Trek producers, her slim sexy figure had distracted fans from the lack of substance in the show.

She had also appeared in nerdy sci-fi products since sweaty nerds demanded to see more of her in tight clothing. She was brought into Stargate SG-1 to play as one of the few surviving Goa’uld. She had also played a leading role in the dying film series Starship Troopers 3: Maurader.

Benedict Cumberbatch Might Be in the New Star Wars, Internet Orgasms

September 5th, 2013 By Natalia Kemble

So Benedict Cumberbatch is maybe going to be in the new Star Wars movie, which means I might actually have to go see it. Right now there are only rumors, and I’m inclined not to believe them only because it would be weird to cast the villain from Star Trek in a Star Wars movie. (Probably no more weird than the franchises having the same director though, so… yeah.)?

But does anyone actually want more Star Wars movies to happen? From what I read in Simon Pegg’s book, plus pretty much all the reviews, the new ones were not that great or well-received.

I Don't Hate Star Trek, I Just Hate Trekkies

September 14th, 2012 By Tony McMillen

It was recently announced that the next Trek film, the sequel to J.J. Abram?s excellent, albeit lens flair laden reboot of the franchise, would be titled Star Trek Into Darkness. Which would be a great title if a self-serious, bi-curious, twelve-year-old boy had chose it as the title to his Kirk/Spock slash fiction.

Unfortunately Star Trek Into Darkness is not supposed to be an amazing porno parody in which the difficult act of man on man space docking is attempted whilst in space, contingent of course on whether or not Vulcans are circumcised. No, the new movie is going to be an action filled, entertaining adventure much like the last one. Which means die hard Trekkies are going to gnash their retainers into smithereens as they spew vitriol across message boards throughout the land.

Benedict Cumberbatch To Boldly Go Into Star Trek 2 (Geekjaculation Imminent)

January 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

You’ve seen Sherlock on BBC television right? Yeah, that homoerotic nonsense that all furrowed brows and winks to camera. It’s awful isn’t it? If you’re the kind of swine-nosed, spotty sloven who is now tutting in disgust at such a sentiment, we have news.

Mr Benedict Cumberbatch, a man with a face like an iron hand, is going to be in the new Star Trek movie.

The British actor has been cast in J.J. Abrams? sequel to his 2009 ‘Star Trek’ reboot, according to Deadline.com. And when have they ever lied? And he could well be getting a juicy role.

Simon Pegg’s Whinging About Khan In Star Terk 2 And We Like Saying The Name ‘Ricardo Montalban’

December 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Simon Pegg – impressively dislikeable since his days in Spaced – is, of course, becoming something of a ‘name’ in Hollywood. Well done him. Basically, he’s Rent-A-Nerd and he’s doing very nicely out of it thankyouverymuch.

If you didn’t know, Pegg starred as Scotty in the remake of Star Trek (the one with him from Heroes in it) and he’s opening and closing his mouth about ‘Star Trek 2’ which is due out in the next couple of years.

Typically, he’s complaining about it, furrowing his pale brow over the rumour that superhuman Khan will be the villain in the forthcoming sequel. Why?

Zachary Quinto Likes Having Sex With Men, Not Women, Because Women Are Stupid

October 17th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Zachary Quinto? He’s the baddie from Heroes. He’s the latest Spock from Star Trek: Generation X or whatever it was called. Well, there’s a chance you women have seen him and like his mountainous, rugged head.

Well he hates yours. He doesn’t like the sleek curves of a lady’s face. He is completely unaroused by your pouting buttocks.

That’s because Quinto likes angry members, hairy backs, chins like emery boards, toe-nails that look like Quavers and armpit hair. Yessir, Zachary Quinto is as gay as the day is long (24 hours gay, if you’re wondering). How do we know?

William Shatner Really, Really Hates Star Wars

September 23rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

William Shatner – or, The Shat, as we like to call him -? is a fine, fine man. We say ‘fine’. We actually mean ‘like watching an endless loop of terrible car wrecks, limbs flying through the air’.

Right? Right.

The Shat is prone to opening his mouth and not thinking too much about what tumbles out. That’s why he’s so fun. And when he does think about it for a second, it usually translates into the most hilariously earnest acting you’ve ever seen. That doesn’t stop him from judging other people’s work. Hell no. Why would it? Now, he’s sticking the boot into Star Wars. It’s Star Wars versus Star Trek!

Top 22 Sexiest Robots

August 7th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Can robots really be sexy? Can a mechanical object devoid of human emotion and personality really turn you on? Of course it can – just look at Emily Blunt.

But, obviously, it helps if they look like Blunt, Grace Park, Tricia Helfer, or anyone on this list. Two of them even made toasters sexy, for God?s sake. We have never looked at the office Rowenta the same way since.

Leonard Nimoy Retires From That Thing You Didn’t Know He Still Did

April 21st, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

The range of characters that Leonard Nimoy has played in his time is staggering – there was Spock in Star Trek.

And Spock in Star Trek: The Motion Picture. And, um… oh, you know, all those other characters that IMDb says he played. Like Narab in 1952’s Zombies Of The Stratosphere. And Uncredited Young Ball Player in 1951’s Rhubarb. And the narrator in the videogame Civilisation IV. All of them iconic and all of them indelible, except for the ones that weren’t Spock, because we just had to look those ones up on the internet.

Those roles all need to be cherished because, at the age of 79, Leonard Nimoy has announced that he is to retire from acting. Although the profession has given him plenty of wonderful moments, he feels that now is the time to let Zachary Quinto get mercilessly hounded by legions of friendless, bad-smelling geeks all the bloody time.