WEBTHUMP! Friday 22 May 2009 10 - The song that Will Ferrell nearly performed at the American Idol finale - Funnyordie 9 - You know that Octomom porno movie? Here's the poster, and somewhat inevitable name - Bestweekever 8 - For some reason, the headline of this article made us scared to go outside - Livescience 7 - Look, it's Hitler as a baby. No, really, it's Hitler as a baby - Amphetamines

WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 13 May 2009 10 - Men! Do you pee messily? Also, are you a pathetic excuse for a human being? Then you need this! - Inventorspot 9 - Apparently dogs are as clever as toddlers, which is why we have several two-year-olds chained to posts outside our house for security - Health 8 - Terrified of snakes? No? What about NOW? - Environmentalgraffiti 7 - All babies are essentially rednecks. At least we think that's the point of this video, anyway - Flickr.

WEBTHUMP! Monday 11 May 2009 10 - Public hysteria through history - Time 9 - More slow motion goodness, this time ridiculously beautiful - YouTube 8 - The new Star Trek movie would have been better if any of these aliens had been included - Cracked 7 - The Beatles Rock Band game is quickly becoming the best way for rich idiots to look authentically stupid - Gearlog

Star Trek Klings On To Weekend Box Office Top Spot Do you want the good news or the bad news? OK, the good news. Star Trek is the first Star Trek movie in ages that’s any good. The bad news? The bad news is that, because Star Trek is the new number one movie at the weekend box office, Simon Pegg is doomed to spend the rest of his life answering impenetrable questions from stinking spods while harbouring a festering resentment towards Chris Pine’s growing messiah complex. But still, Star Trek is the new weekend box office movie and that’s good. They’ll get to shout “KHAAAAAN!” in the next one.

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is Friendly and hostile. Folded: Star Trek ’09 (boldly go, beam me up, etc. The mythology’s cack, but this re-boot is terrific) Tanqueray gin (that’s right, from the Amy Winehouse song) Dr. Beardface (“it’s Beardfacé!!!”) I Remember by Deadmau5 (sing along any lyrics you like, we guarantee they’ll fit) Mikado chocolates (ridiculously sexy advert ...

There’s Going To Be A Star Trek Sequel Or 11 Have you had trouble being convinced by the new Star Trek trailer because Captain Kirk isn't in a wig and a girdle? Us too. But hope is at hand. Even though Star Trek hasn't been released yet, Paramount has hired a bunch of writers to script a sequel. This is obviously the start of a series of relentless, progressively worsening Star Trek movies that will end when the cast are tubby 70-year-olds who openly despise one another. In the meantime, however, at least we have Chris Pine's album of spoken-word Bob Dylan interpretations to look forward to. Which is something.

Watch The New Star Trek Trailer There was a time when the thought of another Star Trek movie would have filled us with dread. There is only so many times you can see William Shatner waddling around the set saving whales or whatever. But, having just watched the new trailer of the upcoming Star Trek movie, we are actually quite ...

WEBTHUMP! Monday 2 March 2009 10 - It's Monday! It's March! Here's something nightmarish! 9 - Let's just call this the greatest TV commercial of our time and have done with it - I Am Bored 8 - Want to make a homemade frosty? OK - Instructables 7 - Films we think we want to ...