Articles tagged with: Star
What children need when coming into this world is stability, warmth, and most importantly, a great big butt to spill out of when the doctor comes a'callin'. After all, the the more exit room the less likely the baby is to realise that that's exactly what a fart must feel like. In a world where children's fart sympathy is starting to cause so much unrest, we really can't stress big-birthing-butt importance enough. Speaking of which - a Kardashian is stuffed with child, and we don't mean their mother again!
When Hecklerspray finally leaves this mortal realm it'll probably be in a hail of gunfire as we bravely rescue babies from poor people who can't afford them anyway. Strange they could afford all those bullets though. Still, don't call us heroes. It's not anything you wouldn't do if put in the same situation. Unless of course you wouldn't - in which case we'd be totally fine with the 'hero' tag. In fact, you can even build us a monument. Get us one better than George Harrison's though, won't you? We couldn't bear to see our sweet memory trampled so callously under-foot.
Without the Munchkins, The Wizard Of Oz would have been totally different - a story about a young girl in a strange magical land instead of a story about a young girl in a strange magical land where a bunch of midgets do a dance at the end.
And, finally, the Munchkins have got their recognition - 68 years after The Wizard Of Oz was released, the Munchkins have finally got a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Just one star, mind you, between 124 Munchkins - or, if you only want to dismiss the 117 Munchkins that died, one star between seven. Of course, the Munchkins weren't just given a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame for The Wizard Of Oz, it was also because of their profound influence on cinema. If it weren't for the Munchkins, you see, then the makers of Little Man would have never written a scene where a midget tries to put his penis into his adopted mother's mouth. On behalf of Planet Earth, Munchkins, we thank you.
