Michael Jackson’s Ghost Warned Amy Winehouse Off Drugs. Obviously. The day the forces of the undead and the deaddead join together in an unholy union has arrived. Live in fear, peons. For you see, the recently (the other year) died-but-didn't Amy Winehouse has been haunted by the ghost of the recently (the other month) died-but-did Michael Jackson. But why did Jackson visit her, of all people? Why, to warn her of the dangers of drugs, obviously. It would seem his spirit learned faster than his body did.

Amy Winehouse Makes A Tit Of Herself At St Lucia Gig Are we really that surprised? Amy Winehouse's big comeback performance is like a car crash, really. You don't want to watch, but something makes you curious enough to keep watching. Video after the jump.