Articles tagged with: Sree
Big Brother: Sree Gets Evicted, So Maybe There Really Is A God
So here's the good news - on Friday Sree was evicted from Big Brother, ridding us of one the most annoying characters in years. Now here's the bad news - on Friday Sree was evicted from Big Brother, ridding us of any more conflict and therefore any more interest and therefore any more point of watching Big Brother. No, wait, not having to watch Big Brother is good news, not bad news. It's a win-win. This calls for cocktails. Anyway, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week...
Big Brother: It’s Sree Vs Halfwit Tomorrow!
Another week, another set of Big Brother eviction nominations. Ho hum. Incidentally, does anyone else think that we're due some fresh blood in the Big Brother house? We're 29 days into the show already, and the most exciting thing to have happened was when Noirin drew on her own face. This is easily the dullest Big Brother on record, and the best way to liven it up would be to introduce a new housemate. Or a flesh-eating virus. Actually, let's go with the virus. Tomorrow will see the Big Brother eviction of either Sree or Halfwit. Let's take a closer look...
Big Brother: Sophia Out & Saffia Walks, So Hooray
Big Brother can be odd. This time last week we were peeved because there was a Sophie, a Sophia and an Saffia in the house. But now? Now Sophia has been evicted for being the world's most awful munchkin, Saffia has walked - presumably to hunt for her long-lost personality - and Sophie's been renamed Dogface. It almost makes us wish that all the other Big Brother housemates were called variations on the name Sophie too, because then they'd all leave at once and we'd be happy again. Anyway, here are the awful sods who've caught our eye on Big Brother this week...
Big Brother: This Year’s Collection Of Awful Wazzocks
First the facts. This is Big Brother's tenth anniversary, and the fifth anniversary of us writing about it. We don't know which is worse. Nevertheless, the new series of Big Brother kicked off last night, which means that from now until let's say the end of actual time itself, we're going to have to watch hour after of hour of preening turdbaskets discussing nothing using a subnormal vocabulary. And we'll be with you every ghastly step of the way. But first we should probably introduce ourselves to the newest batch of Big Brother housemates, shouldn't we? Fair enough, then...
