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SPRAYLIST 09: TV Shows Of The Year

December 28th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

That’s almost it, then – just over a day and 2009 will be filed away forever, possibly under ‘quite wet’.

We’re not writing this now, of course. We’re ensconced in the bosom of our families. But this hastily thrown-together list of TV shows that the hecklerspray writers quite liked is probably enough to fool you into thinking that we’re still around, right? Right? Of course it is.

Anyway, TV shows that we liked and you probably didn’t. Don’t forget to tell us how spectacularly misinformed we are, either. Let’s go!

SPRAYLIST 09: Albums Of The Year

December 28th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It’s December 29. That’s officially the happiest day of the year. Or one of the most depressing. Back to work, soon, you know.

But not yet, so why not escape the company of those who you’ve grown to resent by reading what sort of music a bunch of uppity young turds have decided to force up your bumholes to show much cooler than you they are. That’s right, it’s the annual rundown of hecklerspray’s favourite albums!

Oh look excited, for heaven’s sake. And add your own below…

SPRAYLIST 09: Films Of The Year

December 28th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Here we are again, filling the gap between Christmas and next year with our favourite stuff from the year gone by.

Now we know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “But hecklerspray, this is 2009 so why aren’t you doing a list of the best stuff that’s happened this decade?” And the answer to that is this: We forgot it was the end of the decade. Alright? We forgot. AND NOW IT’S TOO LATE.

Anyway, let’s fill this poxy post Christmas wilderness with the best films of the year, as picked by our ragtag bunch of young adventurers. Let us know if you disagree…

The Spraylist 2007: Wishes For 2008

August 7th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Now we're at the bum-end of 2007, it's time to reflect on the year gone by.

It's a year that's seen hecklerspray writers thrown out of magazine-based writing competitions for cheating, hecklerspray writers painted bright orange as a gruesome initiation to other magazines, hecklerspray writers going on serious news programmes to discuss the real threat of wanking Kenyan monkeys and hecklerspray writers waggling huge black dildos around while being scathing about Second Life for digital TV channels. And we're even told that some things happened over the course of 2007 that didn't directly involve people who work for hecklerspray, although we are yet to see proof of this.

But what about next year? What do our senior writers personally want from that? Let's take a look…