The witching hour is upon us when the ghouls and creeps all come out and try doing perfectly normal things like drinking the brains from your skull and hiding things behind your eye-socket.
Brilliant.
Yep! It’s Halloween and it is time to dress up as ugly as possible (or, if you’re a loser, dress up in some sexy adaptation of a horror thing because you couldn’t possibly let your guard down long enough to actually have fun) and dance, dance, DANCE! And we’ve got just the thing for you. It’s a HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST!
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Here in the hecklerspray bedsit, we’re often told off for using inappropriate words to describe the girls’ genitalia. In fact, there was a time that Matthew Laidlow had to spend three weeks hooked up to a catheter after asking Joanna Bolouri if he could cop a feel of her “pouch”. After that, Editor Mof came up with some severe guidelines on sexual harassment and the bedsit hasn’t been the same since.
The real question is, how do you refer to your genitals? It’s not because we have any real interest in knowing, you understand. We just want to focus on what’s important in this column. We want to focus on the real issues of the day and do that we need to know what you ladies call your vagina.
Okay, we’ll admit it. We don’t know, nor do we want to know.
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Music has seen all sorts of developments since its invention in 1957 when Mark Irving stuck two pieces of string over a piece of cardboard, forming the basis for what we know as the guitar.
Originally, music lovers could only purchase their favourite tracks on an eight track or vinyl. But with evolving technology and the development of cassettes, the tapedeck meant that you could get music for free.
Obviously this has drawbacks unlike P2P networks used now. Most of the time, the audio would be terrible and you’d chop half the song off. “Home taping is killing music” was the phrase that was thrown around. Users of services such as Limewire and Soulseek amassed a huge collection of music and it wasn’t until Spotify came around that users were encouraged to either listen to stuff for free or for a small fee each month. As it stands, one million users have agreed to pay for the service, though we can’t understand why.
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10. Want to get insanely angry at a bunch of idiots talking rubbish about video games? Step this way – TV Scoop
9. What is Amy Winehouse going to help promote? Reusable tampons? – dlisted
8. What do you want to see on an Easter Egg? A rabbit? Jesus getting nailed to a cross? No. You want perfection. You want this – BoydHilton
7. Have you heard Kelis‘ new track yet? It’s called ‘Acapella’ and it’s going to destroy the world. Or soundtrack it. It’s great – CreamTeam
6. Retro nerds! Want a Commodore 64 that works like a modern computer? Of course you do – Retro To Go
5. No-one likes hipsters do they? Or Kevin McCloud for that matter. You need to visit – Unhappy Hipsters
4. Television. We all have one (unless you’re a troglodyte or something). So look here, at this ace history through the pages of the Popular Science Magazine (much more interesting than it sounds) – Gawker
3. Got an ugly face? A proper, minging, milk-curdler? Well, you’re in luck because there’s help at hand. Your social networking photos will not make people puke any longer! – Bitterwallet
2. Loads of great Spotify playlists! It’s better than actually buying music – Electric Roulette
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10 - In the name of safe sex, hecklerspray’s created a Spotify playlist for MTV. The Saturdays have also made one, marking the closest point that we’re legally allowed to get to any members of The Saturdays – Yestosafesex
9 – Want to see a redneck getting shot in the chest? Oh, alright then - Break
8 - Things we want for Christmas: a 24-foot fire-breathing robot baby. Start saving, readers – Pinktentacle
7 – Apparently some celebrities used Twitter to be unfunny on April Fool’s day – PopEater
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