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Madonna To Show Super Bowl What Manly Muscles Really Look Like

by Mof Gimmers

The Super Bowl halftime show is a very, very prestigious gig. Some of music’s biggest stars have done a turn there. Prince. Paul McCartney. Bruce Springsteen. Er… Black Eyed Peas. In defence of the latter, they were awful and suicide rates went up six-hundredfold when they played. Wait. That’s no defence. Did someone say defence? [...]

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Black Eyed Peas Splitting Up After Completing Mission To Ruin Music Forever

by Mof Gimmers

Have you noticed a trend in pop that sees artists sampling any old shit, rather than sourcing something that works right for a song? Eminem sampled Haddaway, Derulo used ‘Day-Oh (The Banana Boat Song)’ and Cher Lloyd unironically sang the tune from ‘Oh My Darling, Clementine’. Who is to blame for this? The Black Eyed [...]

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This Article Is Most Definitley Not About Ryan Giggs

by Kris Silver

A sports personality we can’t name for legal reasons (not Barry Venison, pictured right, we just like his hair) was this week seen with his similarly unnamed wife arguing in the street with the unnamed person who may or may not been his former lover of an unnamed amount of time. The sportsman in question, [...]

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Madonna To Perform Super Bowl XLVI Half Time To Distract Everyone From Disgusting Hot Dogs In The Bleachers

by Mof Gimmers

She might hate hydrangeas, but she sure loves people throwing stupidly shaped balls around! That’s right folks! Madonna is totally going to be the halftime distraction at the next Super Bowl, or Super Bowl XLVI if you can’t count in English. The Material Girl (we’re forced to use that description by law) will clutter up [...]

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The Amazing Transforming Shirt Of Walter Pandiani

by Mof Gimmers

Walter Pandiani might be little more than a jobbing footballer to those of you who have actually heard of him, but from this day forward, he’ll be known as that poor, poor, sweaty bugger. He currently plays for RCD Espanyol as a striker and has played for a bunch of other teams that you don’t [...]

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Harper Seven Beckham Is More Powerful Than You’ll Ever Be

by Matthew Laidlow

A dominant role in society is something that everybody craves. As you’re reading this, you’ll be imagining who the head honcho is in your boring office job, group of friends or members in the AA club. What kind of person becomes a leader? Is it the bloke who makes all sorts of hilarious wisecracks? Or [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 31 August 2011

by Mof Gimmers

10. Look! Bill Murray is such a dude that he uses the Tube! – SuperBill 9. Stuart The Brand Baggs takes on a cage fighter. You can guess who wins. 8. What if The Beatles were Jawas from Star Wars? – FabForce

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WEBTHUMP! 18 August 2011

by Mof Gimmers

10. Some comedians are spectacularly joyless aren’t they? Here’s a tale of them not laughing at crude phalluses – Cock 9. Vijay Singh does the greatest golf shot ever… ever… EVER! IT TRAVELS ON WATER! 8. This is really rather beautiful. A Japanese girl who can fly. How wonderful – Levitate

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WEBTHUMP! 10th August 2011

by Mof Gimmers

10. Rioting? Pussies. – Purr 9. Sickeningly sweet commercial from WWF The world is where we live from WWF on Vimeo. 8. Sometime ‘sprayer, Jo Fuertes Knight, talks about the riots. It’s serious with some jokes. – Yoot

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WEBTHUMP! 3 August 2011

by Mof Gimmers

10. Dappy from N Dubz is, astonishingly, the cover star of Total Carp. No. That’s not a typo. This is a magazine about fish and there’s a lovely, lovely shot of the singer holding a massive fish. – Blub 9. Thud. 8. Paul Daniels hospitalised by Sooty launching a pizza at him. This is actual [...]

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