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Vanessa Hudgens Sticks It To Disney By Smooching A Girl We've Never Heard Of

March 15th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Child stars are funny critters. Once they start to grow pubic hair or develop a deeper voice, it generally means that Mickey Mouse can no longer work with the individual in question, usually tossing them to the pavement for Pluto to mock.

Once you've appeared in a Disney show, you somehow have to prove yourself so you can go on and get serious work.

There are a variety of ways to achieve this. Miley Cyrus posed in her undercrackers and had a go on a bong whilst Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera flashed their genitals. Vanessa Hudgens is known for being part of the irritating High School Musical franchise where everyone seemed worryingly happy on a permanent scale.

Man The Helplines! The White Stripes Split-Up!

February 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

On hecklerspray, we like to take the piss out of people and bands, even if we like them. All in the name of writing some jokes. However, when it comes to the White Stripes, it’s kinda hard to mock them, even though we’re not fans.

This is most troubling.

Alas, Jack and Meg White have decided to call it a day and draw the curtain on The White Stripes, leaving us with only the very boring option of sneering about it or saying something like “Hur hur! MOR rubbish!” when they clearly weren’t. Will we find something funny to say before this article is out?

Zac Efron And Vanessa Hudgens Have Been Having Bonus Round Kissing All Over Each Other’s Faces

January 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Zac Efron has the strangest of faces. It’s actually flawless to the point where you can almost imagine a great big green diamond over his head like he’s Simlish or something. We’ve never tried barking orders at him so we can make him urinate or set fire to a microwave, but we’re certain that it could happen.

Likewise, Vanessa Hudgens is similarly perfect. She looks like she’s been designed by a lonely CGI artist, asked to create the ideal girl for jaded teenagers who want something wholesome to masturbate over.

And of course, this pair made for one of the most capsizingly dull couples in Hollywood, livened up briefly by some self-shot nude photos and a break-up. However, it looks like they’re enjoying each other’s lips with some deft reboundery.

Are Vanessa Hudgens And Zac Efron, Tiringly, Back Together?

January 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Zac Efron (Rob Lowe in a lesbian wig) and Vanessa Hudgens (you’ve seen her in the nip) split up didn’t they? This left furious onanists the world over imagining an implausible scenario where they might have sex with their preferred person of the couple. Or both.

Well, enjoy your pleasures of the palm while you can because it looks like they might be back together. This, of course, is planet-splittingly important and vital news for everyone.

And how do we know they’re giving it another go? Well, the irrefutable proof lies in the fact that Zac Efron (an unrealistic GI Joe figure in slacks) was spotted visiting Hudgens’ (you’re still thinking about those nude snaps aren’t you?) house. This definitely means they’re having intercourse again.

Prime Your Gussets – Zac Efron And Vanessa Hudgens Have Split Up

December 14th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Zac Efron may well be the most peculiar looking chap on Earth. Simultaneously, he looks like a 40 year old lesbian, the most American young person ever, a very sophisticated mandroid, Rob Lowe in a Justin Bieber wig and a relaxed calf muscle.

Vanessa Hudgens meanwhile looked like a tidy belly button peering out of a hairy stomach and of course, has shown everyone her bush on the internet.

Between them, they were one of Hollywood?s dream couples. However, after a four-year High School Musical romance, they’ve both decided to admit to themselves that they can’t stand the sight of each other. Yes indeed stalkers! Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have split up! You should probably send them things and see if you can capture their hearts. In a cloth sack.

Kim Kardashian To Launch A Music Career And Possibly Murder Sound Itself

November 2nd, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Get the scissors and surgical spirit ready! Why? Because there is a strong chance you’ll be wanting to cut your ears clean off your perfectly round heads when you find out that Kim Kardashian is about to launch a pop career!

Yes indeed, the wonder that is autotune is going to get a thorough work-out when the celebritante decides that this pop-bollocks looks like a doddle and subjects us all to her wailing voice.

And she’s working with a big name to galvanise her first warbling footsteps.

Kim Kardashian Murders Romance By Announcing That Investments Are More Fun Than Feelings After Splitting Up With Miles Austin

September 20th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Love is such a wonderful thing. Someone once said that “a man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.”

Shakespeare went as far to say that “My bounty is as deep as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite.”

But neither of these pillocks ever mentioned investments. You see, in the modern world, it isn’t merely enough to be a good and loving person, but rather, as modern beacon of all things romantic Kim Kardashian points out, you need someone with a shit-load of money too.