Articles tagged with: speeding
Matt Dillon Drives A Car Quite Fast
You know the best thing about January 2? Nothing ever happens and we're reduced to writing crap about idiots who nobody could ever care about. But not this year! Oh no, this year is completely different - this year we've got some real news for you! And that news? Matt Dillon was caught driving his car a little bit faster than he should! And he got arrested! In VERMONT! No, really, this is big news. Huge news. Matt Dillon is one of the most famous actors in the world and... oh wait, it's not 1988 any more, is it? OK, carry on. Sorry.
You know the best thing about January 2? Nothing ever happens and we're reduced to writing crap about idiots who nobody could ever care about. But not this year! Oh no, this year is completely different - this year we've got some real news for you! And that news? Matt Dillon was caught driving his car a little bit faster than he should! And he got arrested! In VERMONT! No, really, this is big news. Huge news. Matt Dillon is one of the most famous actors in the world and... oh wait, it's not 1988 any more, is it? OK, carry on. Sorry.
DMX Continues To Drive Cars Like A Bellend
There are plenty of places you don't want to see DMX - like in a movie, for example. Actually, mainly a movie. Seriously, have you seen Father Of Lies? But one other place where you don't want to see DMX is anywhere where he has access to a car. Because, by christ, DMX is a titting maniac when he gets behind the wheel of a car. DMX has already been arrested perhaps a million times in the past for driving like a berserk twonk, and now he's flipping well at it again. DMX has been arrested for bombing up and down an Arizona freeway at 114mph. There's just something so warmly familiar about hearing that DMX has been driving like a dickhead again, isn't there? It's like putting on a comfortable pair of slippers, albeit a large metal and glass pair of slippers on wheels that are being driven by a monumental turdhole.
There are plenty of places you don't want to see DMX - like in a movie, for example. Actually, mainly a movie. Seriously, have you seen Father Of Lies? But one other place where you don't want to see DMX is anywhere where he has access to a car. Because, by christ, DMX is a titting maniac when he gets behind the wheel of a car. DMX has already been arrested perhaps a million times in the past for driving like a berserk twonk, and now he's flipping well at it again. DMX has been arrested for bombing up and down an Arizona freeway at 114mph. There's just something so warmly familiar about hearing that DMX has been driving like a dickhead again, isn't there? It's like putting on a comfortable pair of slippers, albeit a large metal and glass pair of slippers on wheels that are being driven by a monumental turdhole.
