Katie Price isn’t going to be using her children in TV shows or magazine shoots any more. She won’t be giving them a lift to school either as she’s been disqualified from driving after she received three further points on her licence for speeding, a court heard.
We’re pretty sure you’ve already done the ‘twin airbags’ joke in your head, which means we don’t have to bother. Thanks for that.
The famous for being famous person was caught by a speed camera doing 83mph along the A23 at Pyecombe in West Sussex last December. BUT WAIT! It isn’t her fault at all! Read More >>>
So, the pope’s been and gone and the press worked themselves into a frenzy. The Sun tried to make it seem like he’s ‘the people’s choice’, whilst the Daily Mail bizarrely decided that he was some sort of anti-political correctness figurehead- like Jeremy Clarkson, only in a slower car.
Once again they got it wrong.
The people’s choice was to not give a shit. Sure he had adoring crowds who were prepared to overlook recent sex scandals but then again so do the England football team and people still want the man in charge of them to lose his job, so maybe he shouldn’t look too smug. Read More >>>
You know the best thing about January 2? Nothing ever happens and we’re reduced to writing crap about idiots who nobody could ever care about.
But not this year! Oh no, this year is completely different – this year we’ve got some real news for you! And that news? Matt Dillon was caught driving his car a little bit faster than he should! And he got arrested! In VERMONT!
No, really, this is big news. Huge news. Matt Dillon is one of the most famous actors in the world and… oh wait, it’s not 1988 any more, is it? OK, carry on. Sorry.
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There are plenty of places you don’t want to see DMX – like in a movie, for example. Actually, mainly a movie. Seriously, have you seen Father Of Lies?
But one other place where you don’t want to see DMX is anywhere where he has access to a car. Because, by christ, DMX is a titting maniac when he gets behind the wheel of a car. DMX has already been arrested perhaps a million times in the past for driving like a berserk twonk, and now he’s flipping well at it again.
DMX has been arrested for bombing up and down an Arizona freeway at 114mph. There’s just something so warmly familiar about hearing that DMX has been driving like a dickhead again, isn’t there? It’s like putting on a comfortable pair of slippers, albeit a large metal and glass pair of slippers on wheels that are being driven by a monumental turdhole.
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