Spain - HecklerSpray

Taylor Momsen Engages In Lewd Lesbian Acts At Barcelona Gig

July 8th, 2011 By Kris Silver

You know that Taylor Momsen, that teenage girl who acts seems to spend most of her life acting like a bit of a slag, wearing too much eye makeup and singing in that band that you still haven't heard of? Well she's been up to her old tricks again.

The Pretty Reckless singer, who used to be some sort of television star had previously gotten her underage baps out at a gig, gave a rather steamy lapdance to a female fan at a gig in Barcelona and even allowed another fan to give her chesticles a good ol? fashioned grope.

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Spain?s Stage Invader Vaguely Saves The Eurovision Contest

June 1st, 2010 By Matthew Laidlow

If you wanted to listen to crap music on a loop for three continuous hours, you’d have a couple of options.

The most obvious choice is the entire back catalogue of Blue, although there’s also the Eurovision Song Contest. To anyone outside of Europe unfamiliar with the competition, it's an excuse to laugh at rubbish musical from other cultures.

This year there were all sorts of strange and unique acts. Belarus decided to send in the Lady Gaga inspired outfits on a horribly downscaled Primark budget for their butterfly song. As you'd imagine, when the ballad kicked in, the ladies grew wings! Truly inspirational – unlike the UK who decided that they?d get Pete Waterman to come up with a song that could soundtrack a funeral. But taking the title of most surreal moment of the night went to Spain. Not for the creepy circus dancing, but for the comedy stage invasion. Watch, after the jump.

Eurovision 2009: Slovenia & Spain

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

This is it! This is actually it! This is actually Eurovision week. Finally. Finally.

You’ll be bored of these reminders by Saturday, but don’t forget that we’re liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest this weekend, right here. We’re doing it because we love you. And you love us too, right? You love us enough to stay in and comment on the liveblog, right? Because lord knows that we’re pathetic enough for doing it in the first place. We don’t want to be doing it alone.

Here are the Eurovision 2009 profiles for Quartissimo and Martina Majerle from Slovenia and Soraya Arnelas from Spain…

Eurovision Betting Odds: Rodolfo Chikilicuatre, Spain

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

What’s that, there in the distance? Why, it’s some Eurovision betting odds. Ah, here they are now.

But before we get to the good stuff, we’ve got the daily Eurovision rehearsal rundowns to get through. What have they taught us this time? That the Portuguese woman sometimes doesn’t wear shoes, that the Maltese woman has a black and silver theme and that… no, we’ve already told you too much.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Spain, with help from Paddy Power…

Cliff Richard’s Eurovision Hobbled By Fascists

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

No, really. Actual fascists. Cliff Richard would have won Eurovision in 1968 if it weren’t for those darn fascists. Really.

A documentary was aired on Spanish TV last night claiming that Cliff Richard was the rightful winner of the 1968 Eurovision Song Contest in London, but General Franco‘s fascist regime rigged the vote in Spain’s favour.

These are just claims, of course, and we have no reason to believe that they’re true – firstly because if you can’t trust an all-powerful unblinking facist dictatorship then who can you trust, and secondly because Cliff Richard is going to be really sodding unbearable once he finds out about it.

Debbie Gibson Stalker Gets Lost In Her Restraining Order

March 24th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

Hello, and welcome to another hecklerspray. What’s that? Sorry, but we couldn’t quite hear you.

It’s probably because we’re blasting Electric Youth, track 7 of Debbie Gibson‘s critically acclaimed second album, also entitled Electric Youth. We realise most people might think it’s entirely too loud, but loud is the only way to listen to such an incredible talent.

Allow us, if you will, to reach past our 8.5×11 full-colour glossy autographed copy of a Debbie Gibson 2003 head shot, past our recently acquired eBay-sandwich bag full of Debbie Gibson hair and soap scrapings, and past the finely stitched velveteen pillow delicately covered in rose petals and lip-shaped chap stick smudges, to turn down the volume. That’s for Debbie. The pillow is for Debbie.

What’s that? You didn’t know any of us Deb-heads still existed? You may be surprised to know, then, that there are enough of us to almost literally fill the convention room of the Renaissance Inn down in Oklahoma City. One such fan even stalked her recently – followed her all the way to her hotel room. She did not appreciate this at all.