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Awesome or Off-Putting: Shape-Shifting Something or Other Gently Terrorizes South African Town!

April 25th, 2011 By Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

What’s the scariest thing you can think of? If you said Mof Gimmers in a silk nightie we don’t blame you. You’re wrong though. What would be far scarier than that is a man morphing into a pig then morphing into a bat right in front of your freaking eyes. You don’t think that sounds scary? Well what if we told you the bat would fly up your butt then start the whole process again. Scary, right?

We thought so.

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WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 7 April 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Guess what happens when a raccoon’s mouth meets the penis of a raccoon rapist? That’s right, this – Perthnow

9 – End of the world update: People have invented batteries powered by human blood – Geekologie

8 – The only good thing about Spider-Man 3 might be back for Spider-Man 4 – Jumpingtheshark

7 – Robert DeNiro‘s only two faces – Bestweekever

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Chris Rock Is A ‘Statutory Rapist’, claims TV show. Only Joking!

March 24th, 2009 By Paul Sorrenti

Chris Rock, until recently widely regarded as the funniest man in the English speaking world (as recent as yesterday, in fact) has all of a sudden lost his sense of humour entirely.

Chris, currently touring his ‘No Apologies’ show around South Africa, was the butt of a US reality TV show prank.

You ask: what was said prank? Well, he he, get this! God, we’re laughing just typing it down! Right, this TV show (which no one seems to know the name of) made accusations that Chris Rock has, wait for it… had sex with an underage British girl – when he hasn’t! Ahahahahahaha!

Genius! And yet, for some reason, Chris Rock didn’t find being accused of statuatory rape funny in the slightest. The bloody square.

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