Articles tagged with: Sophie
Sophie Reade Wins Big Brother – Oh, At Least Pretend To Care
Without question, Big Brother 2009 will be remembered for one of three things. It could be remembered as the Big Brother that nobody cared about. Or it could be remembered as the Big Brother that was won by Sophie Reade, 2009's obligatory thick blonde girl with big knockers. Or it could be remembered as the Big Brother where Davina McCall turned up to the final in fancy dress and nobody really understood why. But whatever. On Friday night Sophie Reade emerged triumphant as the winner of Big Brother 2009. So that'll be the last that anyone hears from her, then.
Without question, Big Brother 2009 will be remembered for one of three things. It could be remembered as the Big Brother that nobody cared about. Or it could be remembered as the Big Brother that was won by Sophie Reade, 2009's obligatory thick blonde girl with big knockers. Or it could be remembered as the Big Brother where Davina McCall turned up to the final in fancy dress and nobody really understood why. But whatever. On Friday night Sophie Reade emerged triumphant as the winner of Big Brother 2009. So that'll be the last that anyone hears from her, then.
Big Brother Final! Who’s Going To Win? Dogface? Oh, Right
Tonight's the big night! After approximately most of our entire life, this series of Big Brother will end tonight. We jest - in all seriousness Big Brother has actually had one of the best years on record. But nobody cares, because hardly anyone watched it and it's dying soon anyway so what's the point? Huh? What's the bloody point point of anything any more? Anyway, which of the remaining Big Brother housemates will end up winning the prize money, releasing a fitness DVD and embarking on a disastrous pop career? Time to have one final look, we suppose...
Tonight's the big night! After approximately most of our entire life, this series of Big Brother will end tonight. We jest - in all seriousness Big Brother has actually had one of the best years on record. But nobody cares, because hardly anyone watched it and it's dying soon anyway so what's the point? Huh? What's the bloody point point of anything any more? Anyway, which of the remaining Big Brother housemates will end up winning the prize money, releasing a fitness DVD and embarking on a disastrous pop career? Time to have one final look, we suppose...
Big Brother: Sophia & Halfwit Up, Who’ll Go?
As far as Big Brother goes, tomorrow is going to be a huge day - it's the first real Big Brother eviction of the year. And you know what that means? It means that there's only going to be another seven evictions, then the introduction of four more housemates, then another six evictions, then some more introductions, then some evictions, then a re-introduction, then some more evictions and Big Brother will all be over! Hooray! Anyway, this week's Big Brother eviction is between Sophia and Freddie, also known as Halfwit. Who'll go? Let's find out...
As far as Big Brother goes, tomorrow is going to be a huge day - it's the first real Big Brother eviction of the year. And you know what that means? It means that there's only going to be another seven evictions, then the introduction of four more housemates, then another six evictions, then some more introductions, then some evictions, then a re-introduction, then some more evictions and Big Brother will all be over! Hooray! Anyway, this week's Big Brother eviction is between Sophia and Freddie, also known as Halfwit. Who'll go? Let's find out...
Big Brother: Beinazir Gone, Whoever Beinazir Is
Big Brother started on Thursday night, right? Wrong. In actually fact, if you want to be bewilderingly petty about it, Big Brother only started last night. Because last night, the final housemates were given official housemate status. True, that meant saying goodbye to Beinazir, but we're sure she'll go on to have a bright future. Those Subway signs don't hold themselves up, you know. So now we know who the final Big Brother housemates are, the 'fun' starts here. Let's take a look at the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye so far...
Big Brother started on Thursday night, right? Wrong. In actually fact, if you want to be bewilderingly petty about it, Big Brother only started last night. Because last night, the final housemates were given official housemate status. True, that meant saying goodbye to Beinazir, but we're sure she'll go on to have a bright future. Those Subway signs don't hold themselves up, you know. So now we know who the final Big Brother housemates are, the 'fun' starts here. Let's take a look at the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye so far...
Big Brother: This Year’s Collection Of Awful Wazzocks
First the facts. This is Big Brother's tenth anniversary, and the fifth anniversary of us writing about it. We don't know which is worse. Nevertheless, the new series of Big Brother kicked off last night, which means that from now until let's say the end of actual time itself, we're going to have to watch hour after of hour of preening turdbaskets discussing nothing using a subnormal vocabulary. And we'll be with you every ghastly step of the way. But first we should probably introduce ourselves to the newest batch of Big Brother housemates, shouldn't we? Fair enough, then...
First the facts. This is Big Brother's tenth anniversary, and the fifth anniversary of us writing about it. We don't know which is worse. Nevertheless, the new series of Big Brother kicked off last night, which means that from now until let's say the end of actual time itself, we're going to have to watch hour after of hour of preening turdbaskets discussing nothing using a subnormal vocabulary. And we'll be with you every ghastly step of the way. But first we should probably introduce ourselves to the newest batch of Big Brother housemates, shouldn't we? Fair enough, then...
