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We Need to Talk About This Whole Ke$ha Thing

February 20th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Typically, when I say the words “We need to talk about Ke$ha” it’s in a text to my bff Melissa, which I’m sending because Ke$ha has dropped a dope new song that we HAVE to get white-girl wasted to. However, I may not get to send anymore texts like that because both Sony and the American “justice” system are royally fucking over both Ke$ha and her career.

In case you’re not in the know, Kesha (I’m dropping the $ now because I’m going to get into serious talk…and frankly it’s exhausting to keep doing that) has been working with this music producer, Dr. Luke, since she was about 18. She accused Dr. Luke of drugging and raping her when she was still a teen and being incredibly emotionally and sexually abusive to her over the years making their work relationship a living hell.

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Share Your Facebook Picture And Win Sony Camera Or Trip To Rome With Profile Hero

November 25th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Thanks to your hideous face and your tremendous amount of chins, there’s a good chance you’ve spend many hours trying to make your Facebook profile pictures look half decent.

You continually try to fool people into thinking you're actually good looking. Or funny. Or popular. hecklerspray knows your pain. Collectively, we look like the contents of a melted doll factory.

And so, in what is clearly an advertorial where you can win stuff, why not put all that time and effort into good use and get free stuff from Uncle Sony?

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Michael Jackson Penetrating His Way Into Japanese Bedrooms Soon

January 7th, 2010 By Matthew Laidlow

Michael Jackson, This Is It, Michael Jackson This Is It, PS3, SonyThere’s no such thing as bad publicity supposedly, even if it is truly damaging to somebody?s career.

Michael Jackson was a shining example of this, with his problems generating all sorts of interest towards him. Whenever the iffy subject of shedloads of debt cropped up, then Michael responded by purchasing extravagant tacky art. Which as we all know, plunged him further into debt.

One of the biggest stories to dog Michael Jackson during his life wasn?t his exploding hair, morphing skin colour or amusing pet monkey. Instead, it was his long court battles against children who claimed that that everything got a bit too friendly. But he was found to be innocent – so now the geniuses at Sony want to reintroduce Michael Jackson into the lives of Japanese kids via their PS3 console.

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Top 20 Greatest Ever Songs From Ads

September 20th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Song ads, Guinness, Levis, Os Mutantes, Sony, Flat EricAdvertising ? it's the easiest job in the world.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, but coming up with a successful advert is not exactly brain surgery. Bit of sex, a lot of humour and a cracking song and you could sell vomit-coloured shoes to even the most discerning of fashion shoppers. We like to think we are immune to such obvious marketing tricks, but we're not.

Tampons are not exactly a regular on my shopping list. But give me an ad featuring Anna Friel in a skimpy top dancing to the Pixies or some cracking Motown track and it won't be long before I'll be queuing up for my sanitary towel fix.

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Hecklerspray At E3 ? Winners And Losers From E3

August 5th, 2012 By David Schwartz

e3With E3 over with for another year, I thought it was time to take stock.

Well, I have had a great time and really enjoyed trying out lots of new games.

The highlight of the trip was meeting McLovin from Superbad, but really, I have to say, my celebrity quota has been quite poor ? maybe they have actually heard of us.

In fact, the only thing I've probably caught is pig flu.

Anyway, I thought now was the time to reflect and being the bloke who does most of the lists on this site, I thought I would go through the biggest winners and losers from E3.

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Venom Movie Pushed Forward on a Wave of Unoriginality

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

venom movie pushed forward sony spiderman topher grace tobey maguire sam raimiAnother day, another decision to remake/sequelise/spin-off an existing movie. This time it’s Venom’s turn.

Yes, for those that saw Spider-Man 3 – he’s the one played by Topher Grace off That 70s Show. He’s the one that should have been one of the best villains in comic movie history, but instead ended up being a complete rush job, thus making one of Spider-Man’s greatest foes actually a big pile of crud.

|Plus he appared to die in the film, so how Sony are going to play this we don’t really know. Time machine? A ‘he’s dead or is he OR IS HE’ angle? Ignoring the film, thus rendering his appearance in the Spider-Man movie worthless? Which it was.

It’ll probably be the third. And we bet Sam Raimi will be happy about that, after being forced to incorporate Venom into his movie in the first place.

Ah, Hollywood.

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