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Parent Group Angry At Britney Spears And Rihanna For Making Them Aroused

by Mof Gimmers

Anyone who saw Rihanna and Britney Spears’ performance of ‘S&M’ on the Billboard awards will surely agree that it was one of the most tedious examples of sexuality ever aired on television. Both singers vaguely gyrated in their bondage-lite gear while going through the motions. It was roughly as sexy as a sock drawer. Sock [...]

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Rihanna And Britney Spears Rubbish Kiss Deemed To Offensive For America

by Matthew Laidlow

We’re not American, though plenty of people think we are. Notably, Americans. If you hadn’t noticed, America is very different to the UK. Our portion sizes are smaller, we don’t pointlessly wander around with firearms and we have a healthcare system that kind of works. Despite being a nation that loves a good war, America [...]

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DECODED: Katy Perry Goes Alien In ET Video

by Mof Gimmers

Oooh! Look! Another video has premiered on the internet! And it looks expensive too! In the age of rampant illegal downloading, how on Earth can these poor record companies afford to spend so much on a promotional video of a song no-one will end up buying?! Probably something to do with the fact that people [...]

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Justin Bieber Gets Accused Of Being A Filthy Song Burglar

by Mof Gimmers

Action Man dicked amniotic super-foetus Justin Bieber may have to go to big man’s court after getting in hot water (presumably not tested with an adult elbow first) after someone claimed that he owes them money for his obviously dreadful track One Less Lonely Girl. Sadly, it isn’t clear whether Bieber has formed a human [...]

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Another US Singing Show With Some Bloke Called Blake And Ugly Contestants

by Joanna Bolouri

Americans seem to love those cowboy country men. You know the ones who politely love the ladies, fondle tractors and sometimes kiss each other while pretending to look after cattle up a mountain, almost as much as they love their slightly mental divas who can run up and down a scale at precisely the same speed as Justin Bieber’s [...]

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Want To Be The Next Voice Of The Bodyform Commercials? Let Us Help!

by admin

Remember the lady, falling from an aeroplane while a voice screamed “WHOOOOOAAA! BODYFORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOU!” Remember? Of course you do. It was one of the most iconic commercials of the ’90s. Well, if you’ve ever sang along and figured that you’d be a really great Bodyform singer, there’s some good news for you! That’s [...]

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Britney Spears’ ‘Til The End Of The World’ Leaked And It Is Refreshingly Dumb

by Mof Gimmers

Britney Spears, when she gets her finger out, is a fine fine fine pop star. Sadly, she’d had a clutch of tracks in recent years which haven’t quite hit the spot. That said, she averages around one great single per album (sometimes more, granted) which left us wondering if this new long-player of hers, Femme [...]

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Britney Spears ‘Hold It Against Me’ Video: DECODED

by Mof Gimmers

Britney Spears is making her millionth ‘comeback’, which is certain to make most of the world shrug and get on with its day, leaving those mentalist, fervent Britney devotees to foam at the mouth and hurried try to disembowel anyone who dare offer any criticism against their tragic heroine. And of course, there’s lot to [...]

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David LaChapelle Throws A Baby-Clothed Hissy Over Latest Rihanna Video

by Michael Park

It seems that intellectual property is the new black and acting like a litigious dick every time someone uses one of your ideas and runs with it. For example, we could sue the entire world for ripping off our idea that Justin Bieber is a travesty and is therefore something to be held up as [...]

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Rihanna ‘S&M’ Video: DECODED

by Mof Gimmers

So, Rihanna is back with a new single called S&M, which is set to rock Middle England to its frail little core and frighten America’s Bible Belt so much they’ll no doubt be firing rounds of confused shots into the sky already. Fact is, Ri is pushing her luck with a tale of “chains and [...]

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