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Jay-Z Finally Addresses Issues With Kanye West and Solange

August 21st, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

As you may or may not remember, not long before Kanye West had a meltdown and went in hospital last year, he went on an onstage rant about his pals Beyoncé and Jay-Z, claiming that Bey wouldn’t perform at the MTV awards if she didn’t win video of the year, and complaining that North had never played with Blue.

Jay-Z alludes to Kanye’s rant on his new album 4:44, but in an interview with Rap Radar the mogul finally addresses what Kanye said AND discussed that infamous elevator fight with Solange. Homie is trying to sell this album HARD.

The MET Ball Was a Robot Hooker Shit Show

May 3rd, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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So the annual Vogue Met Costume Ball was last night and this year’s theme was Manus x Machina: Fashion in the Age of Technology, which means that almost every bitch up in the place dressed up like a sexy robot. I mean, in reality none of them looked like robot hookers and most of them actually looked fantastic.

Well, except Taylor Swift. She kinda looked like a robot hooker. Actually, no, I take that back. Taylor looked like a goody goody who is trying to shed her uppity image because she’s 27 and totally has sex now, so SHE decided to dress like a robot lot lizard, which is, in a sense, a hooker. Just, you know, a special kind of hooker. But, I digress.

The Biggest Celebrity Moments of 2014

December 30th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, tomorrow is the last day of 2014, and overall it has been a pretty big year in the world of celebrity. Taylor Swift broke records with her album 1989, Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her greased up ass, and Ryan Gosling broke a lot of hearts by impregnating Eva Mendes.

A lot of big things happened, but, at the end of the year,?some stories and celebs stood out a bit more than others. So here they are: the good, the bad, the ugly, and the Miley (she’s basically all three). The biggest celebrity moments of 2014.

The Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Was a STUNT!

August 29th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

File this under: HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING?! This whole Beyonce and Jay Z marriage on the rocks thing has made zero fucking since to me, as they are the Brangelina of music and still seem genuinely in love (at least according to Instagram, which I always trust 100%). However, after so long even I, a devout Bey Z lover, couldn’t help but think that maybe where there is smoke there is fire.

BUT THEN, on Wednesday, Matthew Knowles, Beyonce’s dad and former manager, gave a radio interview and insinuated something that I cannot believe my little conspiracy theory obsessed mind didn’t come up with before: THE ENTIRE THING WAS A STUNT TO BOOST CONCERT TICKET SALES!

Beyonce Calls Out Jay-Z For Having Another Girl On His Surfbort

July 3rd, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

You can’t compare Beyonce and Jay-Z to many people, but after their recent show in Ohio, the Von Trapp family might be an option.?

They aren’t being chased by Nazis or anything, it’s just that rather than all that unpleasant shouting, screaming and kicking people in ?elevators, they prefer to work out their problems through the medium of song. Well, when people are paying more to watch you sing than they are on their first car, you need to give those people a show.

Solange Proves the World Loves Crazy Bitches

May 30th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In the past few weeks, Solange Knowles has gone from being Beyonce’s uglier, less talented sister, to being the Patron Saint of Crazy, thanks to her crackhead-esque attack on Jay Z. Well, apparently the theory that the public loves crazy bitches is correct, because Solange’s career is doing a lot better since she went all crips vs. bloods on her brother-in-law.

According to new reports that someone else looked up, because I couldn’t be bothered to, during the week ending in May 18, 2014 (the fight footage was released May 12th), her digital sales were up from 600 to 2,000! Apparently beating up on Jay Z will more than TRIPLE your digital sales!

Beyonce and Jay-Z Let the World Know It’s All Good

May 20th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

After the insanity that was Solange’s post-MEATBall (as I like to call it) elevator beat down on Jay-Z, I assumed it would be a while until these two were seen together. However, Beyonce, being Beyonce, could not allow to have her life to look anything but perfect so you KNOW that after forcing them to release apology statements, she had to get a loving family photo as well for the world to see.?

The above pic was taken in New Orleans, where Solange lives, and I am truly amazed that Jay-Z was willing to step on Solange’s turf. If she beat his ass on his home base, imagine what she’d do on hers. This is some crips vs. bloods style shit and Jay-Z knows it, hence his choice to sport all blue in this photo.

Tru Luv Might Be Dead: Beyonce and Jay-Z on the Rocks?!

May 14th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

This whole Beyonce, Jay-Z and Solange situation just keeps getting more and more baffling. Rumors are swirling now that the reason Solange went all Rocky on Jay-Z was because Jay wanted to go to Rihanna’s post-MET Ball party…alone. Solange was apparently all like “Why can’t you just go home? What are you up to?” and he basically told her drunk ass to mind her business, thus insanity ensued.?

There have been rumors for years now that Jay-Z has cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna, but I’ve never believed it because I fucking love Jay-Z and Beyonce, but more and more evidence is showing up that makes me think maybe there is trouble in their perfect world.

Solange Throws a WTF Violent Hissy Fit at Jay-Z

May 12th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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File this under: What the ACTUAL fuck? In the above picture from the MET Ball, Jay-Z looks shocked and like someone bitch slapped him, Beyonce looks like she’s keeping her shit together for the paps, and Solange has a fuming bitch face. Why, you might ask? Because Solange had just physically attacked Jay-Z in an elevator moments before this picture was taken!

Color me super confused, because I can’t imagine anything in Beyonce’s life not being perfect. She seems to super love both her husband and her sister and they all went to the MET Ball together, so what the hell happened here!?

Beyonce Has Fake Baby Inside Her While Surrogate Suffers. Possibly.

October 11th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Oh look at you, all pleased for Beyonce and Jay-Z for growing a lickle baby waby inside her. It’s amazing isn’t it? She’ll go from Best Woman In The World to Shoving Stupid Pictures Of Her Spawn All Over Her Stupid Facebook in one felled swoop.

Of course, if you’ve been gawping at her, you will have noticed that she has been showing something of a baby bump off. This is so we can all coo about her pregnancy glow, right?

Well, rumour has it that, while she is indeed waiting on a baby, she’s not pregnant at all! NOT PREGNANT AT ALL. So what’s the muttering?