Margaret Thatcher is, without doubt, the sexiest of Britain’s prime ministers. Her twin-set and pearls chic set a trend for foxy posh women everywhere. Thatcher famously survived on 3 minutes sleep per week… probably because she was getting up to all kinds of sexy business with Dennis!

Of course, there’s a lot of jealous miners out there who went on strike because Thatcher wouldn’t reveal her breasts for them in a special Page 3 pull-out who won’t be thrilled at the news of a sexy new play which sees Maggie getting sodomised. Apparently, the miners still haven’t forgiven Thatcher for this snub.

But that’s right, there’s a new play on which sees Maggie Thatcher getting bummed! HEAVEN!

Sir Nicholas Hytner, who is the boss of the National Theatre, is refusing to apologise for the raunchy antics of Baroness Thatcher in a play that he is staging called Blood and Gifts.

The T G Rogers’ play, which is set in the Eighties, sees a British diplomat saying that Lady Thatcher deserved to be royally bummed for the budget cuts she had implemented.

We’re not sure about that. She needs a good seeing to, that’s for sure, but nothing to do with budget cuts!

We haven’t seen the show, but we can imagine what might ensue. We’re picturing an alluring Thatcher, doing a slow striptease, with Michael Heseltine stood looking on in nothing more than a leopard print thong. Thatcher will hitch her skirt up, burlesque style (after all, she is a woman of taste!) and reveal her long, long legs (complete with incredibly large, athletic calf muscles) to a man with dirty fingernails who will be beckoned by the greatest of British prime ministers.

She’ll probably give the grubby man a lapdance, before displaying her youthful and pert bottom, asking him “Would you like to be part of a coalition?” Which, of course, is posh-slang for ‘Would you like to take me roughly from behind with no lubricant?‘

This is something the Liberal Democrat party will be very interested in, we’re sure of that! They’re only human after all!

Of course, there are some who think this is all a slight on Baroness Thatcher, with some mystifyingly complaining about this sexy behaviour.

Sir Hytner has been accused of being a “leftie”.

He replied at a press conference this week, saying:

“The days when the arts were run by monolithically Leftist individuals are long gone.”

He added that he felt no need to reply to criticisms of the play, saying what a character says on his stage is not the same thing as what his theatre thinks.

It’s obvious that, like every man in Britain, Hytner thinks that Margaret Thatcher is a fine, fine looking woman and it’s obvious that he wanted us all to have the image of her getting one up the bot-bot. In this time of recession, we all need some cheer in our lives don’t we?

This is just the tonic.

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Popobawa is a creature not necessarily nailed down in terms of solid description. Some call him a ogre, some a ghost or a shape shifter. What is clear about the creature though, is that as recently as 2006 he’s been blamed for entering men’s homes and sodomizing them in their own beds. The madness went as far as men refusing to sleep at home for fear of being victimized by the winged monster.

Many believe the creature takes human form by day, and lives among the people. Others believe he’s just a lonely, horny gay monster accidentally unleashed on the public back in the seventies. Whatever he is, we have more on him right here.

Wikipedia has a horrifying opening paragraph for the legend of Popobawa:

“Popobawa is variously described as either a ghost or ogre with gigantic bat wings and a giant penis. At times he is simply known as “Imran”. He is sometimes thought to be a shapeshifter who looks like an ordinary human during the day. His presence is usually announced by the sound of scraping claws on their roof and a sharp, pungent smell. Different from other incubus legends, Popobawa primarily attacks men and only in their own beds, resulting in many men sleeping outside in streets or on porches after recent reported attacks.

“He attacks men as they sleep, overpowering them, holding their face to the floor and sodomizing them for up to an hour. People who claim to be victims of Popobawa are mostly poorer residents on the island of Pemba, though other reports have also come from other islands and coastal Tanzania. The victims are threatened with repeated, and longer, sodomizations if they do not let their friends and neighbors know of their experience.”

Usually experiences with the beast happen in one on one scenarios as listed above. In the seventies though, he publicly addressed a group of people at once, using a possessed girl as a mouthpiece. During the speech many of those present claimed to hear a car engine ‘revving and rustling’ from a nearby roof.

A strange piece of the Papobawa story is that his attacks, according to some, spike during times of public office election. The BBC elaborates:

“In recent years the residents on the semi-autonomous Tanzanian islands claimed that Popo Bawa only visited the islanders during voting, such as in the contentious general elections in 1995 and 2000.”

Some argue a political connection. One victim who has spoken to the media about his ordeal is Mjaka Hamad, a fifty-something year old farmer, who said he could feel:

“…something pressing on me. I couldn’t imagine what sort of thing was happening to me. You feel as if you are screaming with no voice. It was just like a dream but then I was thinking it was this Popobawa and he had come to do something terrible to me, something sexual. It is worse than what he does to women. I don’t believe in spirits so maybe that’s why it attacked me. Maybe it will attack anybody who doesn’t believe.”

Well if that’s the only reason the beasty needs to attack your southside, then let us publicly acknowledge his existence. He is very much alive, and may or may not have a stake in the upcoming US Presidential election.

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