Did you see the gigantic vagina on So You Think You Can Dance this week? No, we don’t mean Nigel Lythgoe.

The actual gigantic vagina. No, really, we fully understand that any TV show featuring so many close-ups of Nigel Lythgoe’s great big mingey smug face might desensitise viewers to the sight of any female genitalia, but So You Think You Can Dance literally broadcast footage of a contestant’s vagina this week. Or at least something close enough to ensure that everyone’s talking about it.

Readers should be warned that the following contains graphic, unsettling descriptions of Nigel Lythgoe’s face.