Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
If you’re a Cat Deeley fan, you’ve probably been waiting for this a really long time. She’s a lovely lass and we all think she’s hot. Now you’ll get to see her naked. Isn’t life grand?
English TV presenter Catherine Elizabeth “Cat” Deeley is mostly known for her work on So You Think You Can Dance, although we loved her more on SMTV Live back in the late 90s. She’s a great presenter and an active UNICEF UK ambassador. She’s a wonderful person.
Did you see the gigantic vagina on So You Think You Can Dance this week? No, we don’t mean Nigel Lythgoe.
The actual gigantic vagina. No, really, we fully understand that any TV show featuring so many close-ups of Nigel Lythgoe’s great big mingey smug face might desensitise viewers to the sight of any female genitalia, but So You Think You Can Dance literally broadcast footage of a contestant’s vagina this week. Or at least something close enough to ensure that everyone’s talking about it.
Readers should be warned that the following contains graphic, unsettling descriptions of Nigel Lythgoe’s face.
Paula Abdul has always been a free agent – you can’t constrain her with things like rules or basic human logic.
But now she really is free. She’s free of the American Idol machine, with its cynical attitude to creativity and willingness to give her millions of dollars for doing hardly anything.
Apparently Paula Abdul could now be snapped up by So You Think You Can Dance, although she’s probably holding out for So You Think You Can Stare Off Into Space For Great Stretches Of Time While Softly Giggling At A Joke That Only You Can Hear. She’s got expertise there.
