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So You Think You Can Da… Hang On, Is That A Vagina?

by Stuart Heritage on October 1, 2009 1 Comment

So You Think You Can Dance, So You Think You Can Dance vagina, Nigel LythgoeDid you see the gigantic vagina on So You Think You Can Dance this week? No, we don’t mean Nigel Lythgoe.

The actual gigantic vagina. No, really, we fully understand that any TV show featuring so many close-ups of Nigel Lythgoe’s great big mingey smug face might desensitise viewers to the sight of any female genitalia, but So You Think You Can Dance literally broadcast footage of a contestant’s vagina this week. Or at least something close enough to ensure that everyone’s talking about it.

Readers should be warned that the following contains graphic, unsettling descriptions of Nigel Lythgoe’s face.

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Everyone Wants Paula Abdul To Babble & Slur For Them

by Stuart Heritage on August 10, 2009 0 Comments

Paula Abdul, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Dancing With The StarsPaula Abdul has always been a free agent – you can’t constrain her with things like rules or basic human logic.

But now she really is free. She’s free of the American Idol machine, with its cynical attitude to creativity and willingness to give her millions of dollars for doing hardly anything.

Apparently Paula Abdul could now be snapped up by So You Think You Can Dance, although she’s probably holding out for So You Think You Can Stare Off Into Space For Great Stretches Of Time While Softly Giggling At A Joke That Only You Can Hear. She’s got expertise there.

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