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Justin Bieber Ignored By Israeli President While Whining About Paparazzi

April 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Master Saint Vitus Dance, Justin Bieber, is actually turning into the brat he always promised to. That’s good, as is means lots of snarky news stories for us. Anyway, Biebz is sniping at a paparazzi that he’s normally keen to court.

While in Israel, Bieber was snapped and pestered by photographers, which left him pounding the keyboard of his phone, whining and bitching on Twitter about it all.

And then he griped some more. And more. And more. And more, leaving the Israeli president not wanting to meet such a jumped-up little moanbag.

Someone You’ve Never Heard Of Bitches About Lea Michele From Glee

December 24th, 2010 By Kris Silver

Lea Michele, you know, the gal from Glee that does the singing, is shallower than a reflecting pool and gets drinks thrown on her for larks, is a MASSIVE bitch… apparently.

Well, obviously Lea isn’t actually a massive bitch… as far as we know… we’re not really allowed to get too close to her, but that is what Hailee Steinfeld wants you to believe. Who is Hailee Steinfeld we hear you ask?

To be honest we don’t know, however, let it never be said that the hecklerspray team are not thorough. After a good 10 minutes of navigating Wikipedia we managed to conclude that she’s someone who stars in True Grit, which is a film, so good for her.

Nadine Coyle Likes Mel B Better Than Girls Aloud According To Wedding Invites

October 21st, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Nadine Coyle, of Girls Aloud, hates Girls Aloud. It’s pretty obvious really. There’s nothing she dislikes more than the rest of her band. She even likes sucking the fat from an unclean grill more than her bandmates… and she really, really hates sucking old pork chop gunk.

This point is further underlined in red and highlighted in lurid Stabilo Boss pens when you look at who she’s inviting to her wedding.

As well you know, weddings are a minefield. You have to invite the boorish uncle and embarrassing, fighty boyfriend of your cousin, which means that there’s a very good chance your special day will have to include people you don’t like at all. If you’re Nadine Coyle, you won’t be inviting the rest of Girls Aloud because they’re scum or something.

Megan Fox in Rose-Refusal Mania! (With Apology)

June 23rd, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Shocking news shockingly emerged to shock the world when it was revealed Megan Fox brutally snubbed a fan offering her a rose the other day.

While most of the shock was reserved for the fan himself, who looked like the 80s had truly never ended, some people reserved their shockedness for the one in the tight jeans from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

For you see, it is expected of movie stars to brave the crowds, to listen to their fans and to not (shockingly) ignore the offer of a yellow rose from someone who probably masturbates over pictures of you.

Shocker.

William Shatner: George Takei Loves His Husband But Hates Me (With Video)

March 24th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

When you invite William Shatner to your wedding, you only give yourself two possible outcomes.

The first outcome involves him trying to convince the big, white cake he really is a lawyer – and that he absolutely understands all the legal jargon and everything – for the complete duration of your first dance. The second possible outcome involves him crashing a life-size mock-up of the Starship Enterprise through the beautiful gazebo your grandfather lovingly finished building for you the day before his last heart attack.

We heard that last one he actually did to Leonard Nemoy. Seriously – there were tractor beam parts all over the roof, gutters, guest cars and lawn. This is why, we assume, Bill Shatner was not invited to Helmsman Sulu‘s big gay history-book wedding. Shatner doesn’t understand this though, and he seems kinda pissed about his lack of an invite.

Nelson Mandela Gives Naomi Campbell The Birthday Boot

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Nelson Mandela is probably the closest thing to a living saint we've got – he's so kindly and warm, like Santa Claus, the Werther's Original grandpa and Ronald McDonald all rolled into one.

Nelson Mandela has got nothing but pure undiluted joy for every single person in the whole wide world – or at least he would have, if Naomi Campbell wasn't such a massive angry bitch all the time.

There's a big concert being held in Hyde Park for Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday tomorrow, and Naomi Campbell was on call to introduce some of the acts. However, since her recent air rage conviction it's been reported that Nelson Mandela himself has personally intervened to remove Naomi Campbell from proceedings. Hopefully there's still time to replace Naomi with a friendlier celebrity – perhaps Amy Winehouse's husband or the ghost of Saparmurat Niyazov or something.

Whoopi Goldberg Gets All Weepy About Oscar Snub

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Since this year's Oscars were made of about 85% retrospective clips, it meant that viewers were forced to watch every last self-congratulatory moment from Oscar history on Sunday.

Except one – thanks to a heartbreaking oversight, Vassilis Fotopoulos' speech after winning the Best Art Direction Oscar for Zorba The Greek in 1964 was cruelly omitted from the proceedings.

Oh, and everything Whoopi Goldberg ever did. Despite winning an Oscar – and being the Oscars host on four separate occasions between 1994 and 2001 – there was no sign of Whoopi Goldberg anywhere in all the endless montages on Sunday. And that made Whoopi Goldberg cry. On TV. Video after the jump.