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Reincarnated: Snoop Lion Smokes Enough Weed To Believe He’s Actually Bob Marley

March 30th, 2013 By Austin Walsh

In ?Reincarnated?, a new documentary from VICE magazine, Snoop Lion, formerly Snoop Dogg, formerly Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. (holy mouthful) takes us on a trip to his Jamaican “homeland? to showcase his transformation from badass motherfucker to coconut water sipping, shuffleboard playing, rainbow flag waving pussyanna.

Rocking a super sexy RASTAHHHH mesh tanktop, Snoop explains how through the process of weed smoke baptism he was magically transformed into the reincarnation of Bob Marley, despite the fact that Marley died in 1981, an entire fucking decade after Snoop was born (1971). ?Now, I don't have a PhD in that made up shit you call religion, but I'm pretty sure reincarnation only happens after someone is already dead.

Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose Should Get Snoop Lion to Be Their Son’s Godfather

December 24th, 2012 By Chris Chambers

The nerd and straight-edge community collectively?shit their pants in outrage when rapper Wiz Khalifa?told E! News that he doesn’t intend to stop?smoking weed when his first child is born in a few weeks. Wiz and his fianc?e, model Amber Rose, were quite non-chalant, and to my mind quite reasonable,?about the topic.

Their son, the first child for both of them,?is due very soon and they seemed really excited and very sweetly tender with each other in the interview with E!’s Terence Jenkins.

Wiz said that he plans to make?his studio “baby-friendly,” but?was also?perfectly clear that he had no intention of quitting smoking.

Snoop Lion Did a Stupid Video About Christmas for Adidas

November 29th, 2012 By Chris Chambers

Adidas?recently released an animated short film loosely based on Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol to promote its holiday collection. The film is titled “The Cautionary Tale of Ebenezer Snoop”?and yes, it stars Snoop Lion (formerly Snoop Dogg … we’ll just call him Snoop for the sake of simplicity) as the host and protagonist, guiding viewers through this “classic tale of loss, regret, redemption, and of course, partying.”

Snoop is the only person who physically appears in the film (other than skateboarder Mark Gonzales as?a butler who delivers Snoop’s night cap in a plastic cup), but it also features the voices and animated likenesses of David Beckham, tennis legend Stan Smith,?basketball star Derrick Rose, and sexpot singer Rita Ora.

7 Awful Celebrity Catchphrases That Went Mainstream

November 8th, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

When you’re a celebrity, it can be easy to lose your identity and forget who you really are. Perhaps that’s why some stars have adopted stupid catchphrases to give themselves an aura of uniqueness.

From Snoop Dogg’s ‘Fo Shizzle’ to Paris Hilton’s ‘That’s Hot,’ celebs sure have some stupid sayings. And unfortunately, some of those sayings have made their way into mainstream pop culture.

Here are just a few of those catchphrases and how they came to be.

Who the Hell is Snoop Lion? Name Changing is Stupid

August 9th, 2012 By Chris Starr

People fought and died for our freedom, ladies and gentlemen. We’ve had two world wars so that you could walk down to your local council office and request to change your name to Honeydew Melon Mountain Eater. But celebrities? They are the true people willing to honour our fallen heroes. They take advantage of deed polls all the time.

Say hello to well known ganja merchant and highly-paid singing whisperer Snoop Dogg. Or Snoop Lion, because the man has become leonine incarnate (or something). Don’t believe me? Ask him – or rather, quote him from a press conference with journalists he gave recently where he recounted how he was absolutely not high off his face at the time: