Articles tagged with: Snoop Dogg
LOL! I just had the most hilarious dream. In it, a bunch of classic Johnny Cash songs got highly unnecessary remixes and rejigs from the likes of Snoop Dogg, Midnight Juggernauts and Pete Rock. LOL! And it was all overseen by Johnny Cash's own son, too! LOL! I tell ya, in my dream I laughed so darn hard that I urinated all over myself. In my dream. And yet... Why are my legs so warm, wet and itchy? Oh, it's because the whole project is trufax and the sheer laziness of it has infected me and my ability to control my urethral sphincter.
Do the 18" spinning rims on your lawn mower get rain-spotted because you don't have any kind of a structure to keep it in? Is your rake plated in gold but you'd never know it because it got lost under a pile of leaves last fall due to piss poor tool organisation? Whenever you're in the Home Depot do you think your experience would be better if only the air was a touch more skunky? Well have we got good news for you - You may be able to solve all those issues soon with the help of Snoop Doggy Dogg. He's selling his old garden shed on eBay. That's right, on eBay - so someone like you can help keep up hip hop's proud tradition of extremely precise lawn care.
You think you have someone pinned for who they are and what they're like, then they have to bloody well go and mix everything up by going and doing something stupid. Which is exactly what ol' D-O-double G Snoop Dogg has gone and done. Or, more accurately - has gone and not done. It's a given that normally you can rely on the Dizzle to carry a baton through customs, get arrested for carrying a gun and some naughty substances around in his car or simply to get banned from a country. But oh no, not this time. He has to go and be all 'not arrested' and stuff.
There comes a point in everyone’s life when they need a change. Some people might think of switching their job to get that tingly feeling of happiness back. Others however might do something a bit more drastic and alter their body.
In the case of Michael Jackson, he went from black to white overnight. Other people like Puff Daddy change their name to even stranger things like P Diddy. And now another idiot is going to do the same given the advice from another moron.
Say hello to D-Beck, courtesy of Snoop Dogg.
When it comes to telling people about good weed, Snoop Dogg is the man. Or, if you wanna be street like hecklerspray, then he’s da man - right kids?
Either way he’d clearly be a good man to turn to in times of need - you’ve got to give him his dues. Also, if you ever felt yourself thinking "I really want to listen to someone who can spell out their name in a variety of different ways," then Snoop Dogg is definitely da man – he has spent his entire career seemingly doing little else than pushing back the boundaries of that particular art form – you really do have to give him his dues.
But is Snoop Dogg da man to turn to when looking for advice on the Democratic preliminaries? Shall we find out? Yeah, let’s find out.
Snoop Dogg, it would seem, is getting ever more anxious to shed that bad-boy image of his.
Let's face it: that's going to be a tall order. After countless years of inspiring legions of lower middle class Colchester teenagers to believe that smoking the odd joint makes them 'street' and that their 10-year-old Vauxhall Nova is actually some sort of pimpmobile, it's a long rocky road to salvation he faces.
So who has he dragged in to help? Which brain-bulging luminary has old Dogg decided will provide him with the best chance to turn his life around?
David Beckham, that's who.
