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Mr. T is putting together his Ultimate Workout Tunes playlist and he wants to know what songs help you get your sweat on.

T fans in the UK have already submitted their favourites and need your vote to shortlist the top 15 songs for T’s playlist. Check out the Facebook page to register your vote. Do it suckas!

What’s more, we have our own prizes to give away. To be in with a chance of winning one of five cases of Snickers and a year’s membership to Spotify, just send an email with SNICKERS! in the subject line to hello[AT]hecklerspray.com, including your name, address, email and telephone number. Winners will be notified by phone/email. UK readers only.

As everyone now knows, Mr T is now a firm friend of hecklerspray, in that he spoke to one of us for five minutes a fortnight ago and then did something funny that we’ll show you soon.

You’re not famous enough to be friends with Mr T, but that doesn’t mean you can’t win some of his bling. As part of this big promotion of his, Snickers has decided to give away a bunch of Mr-T Snickers medallions to anyone who does the following…

1 - Go to this Facebook page and become a fan

2 - Write on the wall and mention that hecklerspray sent you.

3 - Get sent a medallion within six weeks.

Oh, and you have to be a UK resident over 13 years of age to enter. So sorry Mum.

As some of you may have heard, Mr T is in town, promoting either his new masculine manifesto or some delicious chocolate bars.

Who can really say which one is true with any certainty? Well, we can. Mr T is in the UK to promote Snickers. But that’s beside the point, because it meant that hecklerspray’s Keith Emmerson could hang out with the great man twice – first to have a Polaroid picture taken with Mr T before a man with arms literally the size of a dead cow shoved him away, and then two days later at a hotel where he actually got to ask Mr T some questions.

This footage is all that survives from the meeting…


If we had the chance to meet Mr T, we’d literally collapse in excitement and piss ourselves until our bladder was dry. However, after watching his latest commercial, we’d really just want to know where it all went wrong. 

We all know and love Mr T as B.A Baracus from The A-Team, where every week he’d literally go ape-shit on all the evil-doers and make sure they’d never trouble the orphanage, little Jimmy or your mum ever again. He’s such a hard bloke that we’d never dream of even challenging him to a game of paper, stones and scissors. Probably because he wouldn’t use any of those three tools. He’d just use the fourth weapon of pain to kick our arse. 

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If we had the chance to meet Mr T, we’d literally collapse in excitement and piss ourselves until our bladder was dry. However, after watching his latest commercial, we’d really just want to know where it all went wrong. We all know and love Mr T as B.A Baracus from The A-Team where every week he’d literally go apeshit on all the evildoers and make sure they’d never trouble the orphanage, little Jimmy or your mum ever again. He’s such a hard bloke that we’d never dream of even challenging him to a game of paper, stones and scissors. Probably because he wouldn’t use any of those three tools. He’d just use the fourth weapon of pain to kick our arse. But now it all seems to have gone tits up for him. From the slightly amusing Snickers advert where he lobs a piece of chocolate off some girly footballer in a tank, he is now promoting nerd favourite World Of Warcraft. In this game, you get all sorts of magic shields, elves, swords and budgies to probably destroy some sort of warlord. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLlCfC0bu6Q Back when he was popular, Mr T would probably beat up people for playing this sort of game. Obviously money is low and he needs the cash to get that Mohawk looking pristine and he needs enough wax and industrial strength polish to get his chavtastic jewellery so sparkly that it will blind mere mortals whenever the sun's rays reflect off it.