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Jordin Sparks Kind Of Sorry For Calling Everyone A Slut
So it looks like the big story of the MTV VMAs was the fight between teenagers who wear purity rings and all the other, cooler, teenagers. Much of this kerfuffle is down to American Idol winner Jordin Sparks, who took so much offence at host Russell Brand's mockery of abstinence that she marched up to the stage and threw a prissy little tantrum about it on live TV, basically calling all unmarried non-virgins 'sluts' in the process. Now that the dust has settled a little, though, Jordin Sparks is feeling a little bit sorry for herself. She still stands by the notion of purity rings, she says, but she wishes she hadn't called everyone a slut like that. And we have to agree with Jordin Sparks - we think the term she was reaching for was 'squalid Godless fornicating AIDS-carrying sodomites whose corpses will blister and writhe in hell for eternity'. We imagine.
So it looks like the big story of the MTV VMAs was the fight between teenagers who wear purity rings and all the other, cooler, teenagers. Much of this kerfuffle is down to American Idol winner Jordin Sparks, who took so much offence at host Russell Brand's mockery of abstinence that she marched up to the stage and threw a prissy little tantrum about it on live TV, basically calling all unmarried non-virgins 'sluts' in the process. Now that the dust has settled a little, though, Jordin Sparks is feeling a little bit sorry for herself. She still stands by the notion of purity rings, she says, but she wishes she hadn't called everyone a slut like that. And we have to agree with Jordin Sparks - we think the term she was reaching for was 'squalid Godless fornicating AIDS-carrying sodomites whose corpses will blister and writhe in hell for eternity'. We imagine.
Vandal Makes Sienna Miller’s House Say ‘Slut’
Sienna Miller has had the word 'slut' spray painted on her house. The British actress' public image took another body blow following her much-criticised affair with married boyfriend Balthazar Getty after vandals wrote the insult on the outer wall of her North London home. So who would do such a terrible thing? Well, of course, there is the legal wife or several children of the guy she is currently bonking senseless. Then there is her jilted ex-lover Rhys Ifans. But Hecklerspray would like to make it very clear that we don't think it is any of these people. Pointing the finger would be just wrong. Plus the fact that Sienna Miller is so unpopular at the moment the list of possible culprits is too long to narrow down.
Sienna Miller has had the word 'slut' spray painted on her house. The British actress' public image took another body blow following her much-criticised affair with married boyfriend Balthazar Getty after vandals wrote the insult on the outer wall of her North London home. So who would do such a terrible thing? Well, of course, there is the legal wife or several children of the guy she is currently bonking senseless. Then there is her jilted ex-lover Rhys Ifans. But Hecklerspray would like to make it very clear that we don't think it is any of these people. Pointing the finger would be just wrong. Plus the fact that Sienna Miller is so unpopular at the moment the list of possible culprits is too long to narrow down.
Usher Tries Not To Be Unfaithful
Usher, or Raymond when he wears those plaid jackets, is struggling not to bonk everything that moves now he is married and has a baby son to bring up. Poor, rich bastard. Whether you like Usher's music or not, it must be said that the boy can dance; predominantly he dances like a spaz, but he sure can throw some crazy moves together. And it's perhaps these slinky footsteps that have gotten his erect penis into trouble before. His reputation for banging broads like a horny puppy is well known in celebrity land.
Usher, or Raymond when he wears those plaid jackets, is struggling not to bonk everything that moves now he is married and has a baby son to bring up. Poor, rich bastard. Whether you like Usher's music or not, it must be said that the boy can dance; predominantly he dances like a spaz, but he sure can throw some crazy moves together. And it's perhaps these slinky footsteps that have gotten his erect penis into trouble before. His reputation for banging broads like a horny puppy is well known in celebrity land.
Miley Cyrus: It’s Normal To Be A Slut Like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.
Miley Cyrus has spoken out in defence of the worth of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan’s lives. She has described their behavior as ‘normal’ for girls their age and suggested they have ‘good hearts’; a case of the pot defending the kettle for being black, perhaps? According to Yahoo, Miley said: Everyone has their time. And I think most 21 to 25-year-olds go through this kind of thing. Basically, they're being normal 21-year-olds, especially Lindsay. I mean, most of that's pretty normal. If you went to most high schools, I could point out Britneys and Lindsays. Everyone has their time. We hear ya, Miley, we hear ya.
Miley Cyrus has spoken out in defence of the worth of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan’s lives. She has described their behavior as ‘normal’ for girls their age and suggested they have ‘good hearts’; a case of the pot defending the kettle for being black, perhaps? According to Yahoo, Miley said: Everyone has their time. And I think most 21 to 25-year-olds go through this kind of thing. Basically, they're being normal 21-year-olds, especially Lindsay. I mean, most of that's pretty normal. If you went to most high schools, I could point out Britneys and Lindsays. Everyone has their time. We hear ya, Miley, we hear ya.
Miley Cyrus Sluts It Up Again At The Disney Channel Games Concert
Miley Cyrus rocked the stage last night at the Disney Channel Games Concert, sporting another piece of pornographic attire. As she thanked fans for their support, singing some old hits and some new, she strutted about the stage in skin-tight, virginal-white jeans and top to match, which left very little to the imagination. The outfit made a clear definition of the shape of her breasts and bottom. One source who attended the gig told hecklerspray: It was disgusting. I was standing there, wanting to have an innocent boogie to some of the finest pop-music this millennium has had to offer when, all of a sudden, 15-year-old Miley appears, looking beautiful and slightly sexually arousing, and now I feel like a paedophile. This has got to stop. This would never have happened if Al-Qaeda were in control; either get the girl a hijab and let me boogie in unaroused peace, or burn her.
Miley Cyrus rocked the stage last night at the Disney Channel Games Concert, sporting another piece of pornographic attire. As she thanked fans for their support, singing some old hits and some new, she strutted about the stage in skin-tight, virginal-white jeans and top to match, which left very little to the imagination. The outfit made a clear definition of the shape of her breasts and bottom. One source who attended the gig told hecklerspray: It was disgusting. I was standing there, wanting to have an innocent boogie to some of the finest pop-music this millennium has had to offer when, all of a sudden, 15-year-old Miley appears, looking beautiful and slightly sexually arousing, and now I feel like a paedophile. This has got to stop. This would never have happened if Al-Qaeda were in control; either get the girl a hijab and let me boogie in unaroused peace, or burn her.
New Miley Cyrus Photos Hark Back To Her Less Slutty Days
Miley Cyrus has managed to get through a photo shoot without flashing her jail-bait back to anyone. Thank God for that. We can once again look at Miley Cyrus without feeling like the spirit of Josef Fritzl has entered into our souls. Now all we need do is wait a few months until her sixteenth birthday and, abracadabra, we can gawp at her naked tweeny flesh without society judging us as perverts. God bless the American legal-system and its confused morals!
Miley Cyrus has managed to get through a photo shoot without flashing her jail-bait back to anyone. Thank God for that. We can once again look at Miley Cyrus without feeling like the spirit of Josef Fritzl has entered into our souls. Now all we need do is wait a few months until her sixteenth birthday and, abracadabra, we can gawp at her naked tweeny flesh without society judging us as perverts. God bless the American legal-system and its confused morals!
