Jack Bauer’s booby daughter and Paris Hilton’s alleged tonguey faux-lesbian pal she may be, but don’t you ever say anything mean about Elisha Cuthbert.
Actually, let’s be a little clearer. Don’t you ever say anything mean about Elisha Cuthbert if you’re a professional ice hockey player who used to have sex with Elisha Cuthbert. Because if you do, you’ll pretty much be banned from ice hockey forever.
Just ask Sean Avery. He’s been suspended indefinitely from the NHL, and all because he called Elisha Cuthbert his ‘sloppy seconds’. That’s not only obscene, but inaccurate – technically Cuthbert is Avery’s ‘spunky doubledip’.
