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When Britney Spears sang about being a slave, you may have thought she was being a little disrespectful to actual slaves.
For starters, slaves don’t get paid nearly as handsomely as she does and they certainly don’t get to choose who they’ll be slaves for.
However, we have a lot to thank our slaves chums for as the video over the jump testifies. Raises your glasses and shout ‘SLAVES!’ as loudly as you can.
Uma Thurman is smokin’ hot isn’t she? Wait! No she isn’t! Yes she is! Oh, we wish her face would make our minds up! In fact, we wish Uma Thurman’s face would make it’s mind up. For now, we’re going with ‘hot’.
Anyway, let us not objectify wimminfolk too much. We like Uma for her acting ability right? Even when she’s in absolute crud, she’s still kinda great!
However, she’s at her best when she’s working with Quentin Tarantino and the rumour mill kicks off again as the actress starts dropping hints about a western.
One thing that Scientologists fall back on in the face of criticism, is this statement: “Would you mock another religion like Judaism or Christianity?” In our case, we frequently do, so lets make with the sneering.
Mentalist alien botherers over at the Church of Scientology are getting investigated by the FBI over some pretty serious and heavy allegations.
Apparently, there’s people who think that The Church Of Tom Cruise engages in human trafficking and uses unpaid labour. In the latter case, people are using the much more fun accusation of ‘slavery’.
Think you know Jay-Z? Well, you don’t, so think again. Unless you already think that he is partially to blame for the enslavement of thousands of Africans in pre-1807 Britain, in which case you don’t need to think again, because you’re absolutely right, according to Brooklyn Activist Clive Campbell and Da Black Defense League.
They have filed a $5 billion dollar lawsuit against Jay-Z, along with Barclay’s Bank and Forest City Ratner, a real estate developer, because they have:
“…profited from the African Slave Trade and continue to profit from these gains, through a conspiracy dating back hundreds of years and continue to date to oppress Black people, enslave them, unlawfully deport them to all corners of the Earth."
The bastard! Stop it, Jay-Z! Stop oppressing black people! What’s the matter with you? You’re black as well, you maniac! What kind of masochistic act is this? Behave yourself; it’s bang out of order.
