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SLACKERJACK – Mu-Cade

by Ian Dransfield

Sorry kids, we’ve opted out of a browser-based time waster here. But when it’s this good, who cares? Yes, Mu-Cade. Incredible. It’s a 6MB download and you need a PC built within the last 30 years to be able to play it – just a warning. So what is it? What do you do? Let’s [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Rose & Camellia

by Ian Dransfield

If you’ve ever wanted to waste your time with the biggest waste of time you’ve ever wasted your time on, then you’ve come to the right place. Rose & Camellia is a game. A game where two women have a slap-off. Choose your power, swing your arm, slap the other woman until she has no [...]

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Slackerjack – Alchemy

by Shawn Lindseth

There are games, and then there are games. Alchemy happens to be one so addicting that it makes our eyes bleed. Seriously – the entire lower half of our keyboard is obscured in inch-thick scab. This makes things quite difficult as we’re the sort that looks-to-type. Don’t worry, though as we’re quickly learning which crusty [...]

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Slackerjack – Frat Boy Blind Date Horror

by Shawn Lindseth

If you are like us than you are a mean and sexist person who hates women and the way they are a constant reminder that you were never good enough to earn your mothers love, even though you’d vacuum, dust, and pick the poop out of her hair every time the family dog exploded. That [...]

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Slackerjack – Hot Dog Bush

by Shawn Lindseth

Technically, the hardest game we’ve ever played is one in East Pakistan which involves actual hand grenades and mountains of angry widows. The second hardest game we’ve ever played is Hot Dog Bush. It’s not hard so much because of the button pushing and mouse clicking, mind you. It’s hard because it gives you the [...]

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Slackerjack – Wedgie Toss 2

by Shawn Lindseth

Nothing can bring comfort quite like the knowledge that even though Johnny Holbrook from middle school might show up any given second to steal our pants again – it doesn’t matter because we wouldn’t be all the way naked anyway. That’s because modern society has instilled the need for underpants deeply in the subconscious of [...]

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Slackerjack – Ninja Pop

by Shawn Lindseth

We’ve heard from two different people that the greatest video game of all time is the one where you’re a nursing-home orderly on your rounds giving old folks their meds. Why’s that so great, you ask? We’re told it’s because on bonus levels you get to pump their stomachs. But that’s way besides the point, [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Warning Forever

by Ian Dransfield

So here’s the final SLACKERJACK entry of my brief tenure at the top, and by golly is it a doozy. Warning Forever is another download-and-install jobby for you technophobes to be afraid of, but it’s yet another one in the list of ‘jesus H everything this is bloody brilliant’. One of the most addictive experiences [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Battle for Wesnoth

by Ian Dransfield

Keeping with our new-found tradition (one day and counting!) of avoiding throwaway online flash games, here we present you with yet another decent-sized download for your gaming enjoyment. Battle for Wesnoth is a totally free, open source (meaning you can get the code for it and modify it yourself, if you have the time, patience [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Negotiator

by Paul Sorrenti

We all want to be a hero, don’t we? We all want to save someone’s life and have our story in the news. ‘Hero Saves Man’ reads the headline. Next thing you know the mayor’s given you the key to the city and Michael Bay wants to make a biopic about you entitled ‘The loser [...]

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